retartired

being tired to the point of feeling and behaving in a mentally retarded way

"I only got 2 hrs of sleep last night, feeling pretty retartired today"

by Immigrant Chong April 17, 2014

Retardical

A act of retardedness that is so retarded it is purely radical.

*Man shits on car cuz fuck
Dammmn that was retardical

by Pornokingkonggong April 4, 2015

Retardicle Question

When someone asks a rhetorical question so stupidly obvious that by the time they've finished asking it, they've already answered it.

Nick rang me this morning and asked yet another retardicle question. Needless to say, he felt stupid after that.

by iDazign January 25, 2018

Retardical

When a retiree has nothing better to do but try to use a big word like rhetorical and fucks it up.

This dude asked a question requiring an answer but said it was rhetorical. It’s a retardical question.

by Antcat-63 September 17, 2022

Retardican

A nasty person who will support trump blindly, will likely abuse a female, and hates people who are different without even listening to reason

That retardican tried shooting me because I said that women deserve respect

by FlabbyPancakeSause March 28, 2023

Retro-rearticulate

To come back to a story or subject, after a subject change or interruption, with a final sumation or conclusion.

Hey the other day mom started the story of how she met Johnny Cash but, after an interruption, she never let us hear the ending. Let me retro-rearticulate, and tell you the ending.

by AddYourNameHere July 8, 2011

Retardiculous

A mashup of "retarded" and "ridiculous" meaning the subject is so stupid and silly that it hurts.

Soulja Boy's new video is so retardiculous I almost cried.

by Dysphoriawithcookies February 26, 2008