retart

1. a retarded poptart.
2. a noob in a toaster.

I eat retarts for breakfast.

by Lunaris604 July 4, 2006

retart

a girl that makes really stupid decisions about realationships and the opposite sex in general.

Breanna was a real retart when it came to Sean.

by Linlinners October 10, 2006

Retarted

When something is so messed up and backward that to describe it as retarded isn't enough. You have to retard the word retard to express how retarded it is.

George Bush can't say nuclear.
Wasn't he the President?
I know, he's retarted.

by cerberuskillz February 19, 2011

retart

Hybrid of the words RETARD and TART. 2 in 1.

ie. Christ, you're such a retart!

by Fred April 11, 2005

a retarted

When someone is past the phase of just plain stupid. It's more than blonde, special, slow, fucked up, and retarted. It is a retarted.

Clay: So what happened last night?

Kimberly: Well there was so much going on I was a retarted. I couldn't even find my underwear, I had to just leave.

Clay: You seem to do that often.

by thetryplethreat November 11, 2010

retarted

combination of the words 'retarded' and 'tart' - someone who is a preppy idiot

how retarted!

by Anonymous September 8, 2002

retarted

1.prone to replacing the letter "d" with the letter "t" 2. really cool. 3. in the process of doing webassign for AP physics.

I hate this WebAssign. I don't know why I need to know this! Actually, it's quite retarted.

by shnookumssss September 8, 2010