retardedment

(Also pronounced retaddedment)

The highest level of being retarded. One you must work hard to accomplish and once you get there you can't get any better so you have no choice but to retire at that point you have reached retardedment. Then you must go to a retardedment home for the rest of your retadded life

Hey look at mark over there he is so lucky he has reached retardedment. It is something I look forward to someday

by Jwrules May 7, 2016

retardese

faux language spoken only by mockingly retarded people

noob email: "Send this to 10 people and Bill Gates will track every forward and send a penny for each recipient to the Center for Mental Retardation Research!"

my reply: "Sorry, I don't speak retardese."

by Phil E Drifter February 22, 2008

Morally Retarded

When one has backwards morals or has no conscience. One who is morally retarded will likely believe things that are completely immoral are justifiable.

Student: I think lying is good under all circumstances.
Teacher: You are morally retarded.

by The real El Guapo December 5, 2010

retared

Retared, when a fucking idiot tries to insult you but can't even type properly.

are you retared son

by 360 kiwiscoper April 11, 2015

semi-retarded

Used to describe someone who is not fully retarded (as in someone who cannot successfully use the restroom without supervision), but is retarded enough to cause them to make extremely bad judgment calls. Usually a semi-retard is capable of regular activities but often decides to do something really, incredibly stupid that either injures them or makes them a spectacle.

O.J. is semi-retarded for thinking that "What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas" after his crime.

Bryson: (Mad because he got cut by a breaking bit when trying to drill through a concrete block)
You: What the hell Bob?! Are you semi-retarded?

by Alex T. B. April 9, 2008

retarded evil

Adjective: When instead of vanquishing their opponent when given the opportunity, the evil persona begins monologuing they life story, thus allowing the hero the time and knowledge to defeat them.

Maybe Ganon could finally defeat Link if he weren't so retarded evil.

by Megan-Alyse March 17, 2008

Retarded Boss

Very like boss. Brilliant, but in a stupid/retarded way.

*Guy falls over and takes out two people, but manages to not spill a drop of his beer.*

Person 1: Dude, did you fucking see that?!?

Person 2: Holy shit, that was retarded boss.

by Phlil February 27, 2010