Real Girlfriend

Calls you for nothing, texts you all the time, wants to see you, cries, gets jealous and over protective because she LOVES YOU.

I have a real girlfriend!

by BearcatCheer February 3, 2012

realhead

Someone who knows what the fuck is up. Someone who is down with the real shit.

Realheads know that that Government Plates is the best Death Grips album

by wipeyadocsoff September 4, 2017

real hitta

a kinda person who loyal,know they shit,always been there since day one,and alway stay 100 bout everything.

my mom is my real hitta

by Sally Hansen June 28, 2017

real neighbor hours

The time of day when your neighbors are sleeping so you can't make too much noise

We can't play twister right now man it's, real neighbor hours

by Emitninitsuj February 18, 2018

The Real Homie

Better then a best friend, a person that is there for you when you need them the most. A person you can tell anything too, no matter how strange. If they're of opposite sex they can have guy discussions by simply uttering/texting "Guy Mode" and vice versa. Even if they are upset with one another they still have the other persons back. Ultimately, being called the real homie is the greatest thing one can call a true real ass person. At the end of the day, yall friends for life.

Maria is the real homie, because she puts up Kevin's bs. Why does Kevin bs? Because he thinks her reactions are funny, but sometimes they can backfire.

Kevin is the real homie, because he can make Maria laugh/smile when she's angry/sad/upset.

by kidkid02 September 6, 2015

Real Nigga

A man who is not only true to their selves. But REAL and true to his surrounding loved ones.

Real niggas don't lie

Real niggas don't cheat

That dude keep it 100, he a real nigga.

by ItsSoCold69 December 28, 2016

Real 80s Writer

A graffiti writer that painted a little bit for a couple of years in the late 1980s. Returned to the scene to show everyone who’s boss during a midlife crisis demanding the respect of a graffiti king. Will use old school rules when it suits him. Hates street art. Gets pleasure from painting violent and abusive threats in childrens’ play parks. Internet troll and alcohol fuelled keyboard warrior. Must have an Instagram account to gain validation from strangers. Will not write within his postcode. Will put up the names of his pets to make it look like he has an army.

Person 1: Someone painted over that lovely mural at the park with some hideous unreadable bubble letters.
Person 2: Yeah, it must have been a ‘Real 80s Writer’!

by Cacher July 2, 2019