Reptile

Named after the Mortal Kombat character,the Reptile is when a woman performs oral sex on a man to completion and instead of swallowing spits it into the mans eye

I'm never going to let her blow me again. She gave me the Reptile and I have a lazy eye now

by Hamm3rm4n April 28, 2016

reptile jizz

when your pee has that asparagus remnense, a perfect word to describe it is reptile jizz

man after all that asparagus, my piss smells like reptile jizz

by analdestroyed July 31, 2017

Fucking Reptile

When someone is being so fucking dumb you have to degrade them to a reptile

Why did you miss your shot you fucking reptile we could have gotten the win.

by Mr 6 inches June 8, 2020

reptile fart

Placing a reptilian creature inside either your own or a partners anus before they are about to fart and suffocating the creature for the pleasure of feeling it squirm inside the anus

Jason and I were getting freaky and decided to try a reptile fart for some new pleasure.

by rustleinthewest April 13, 2015

Ginger reptile

A ginger reptile is is commonly known as a red headed lowlife who typically lurks round cookstown looking for scrap food

‘There is Amy sheehy the ginger reptile, she came to my house last week begging for food’

by Idk.yes.ok December 27, 2022

Reptile

A person who finds it absolutely necessary to both annoy as well as boast. Even though he could not hit a fade with a tennis racket. Is polish, and as such this may explain his behaviour

"It's better when you kill 5 skulks in one lmg cip :D"
"I dont think you understand how hard it is to knife an onos"

by someonewhodoesntlikeyou July 23, 2004

Reptile

•a snake

•backstabbing bitch

• he/she don't care if you still breathing

• backstabe you then ask why you bleeding

Oouuu watch out they some reptiles around us

by Facts nigga July 7, 2017