retracted turtle

retracted turtle- a fisting technique in which the whole fist is violently shoved into the anus, meant to look like a turtle in hiding

the opposite of a silent duck

"I heard the fat bulldyke gave Candice the retracted turtle," said Henry.

"The loose cunt probably couldn't feel it anyway," said Tom.

by drunkasswhore24 January 29, 2010

Retracting tortoise

A phrase used in response to somebody doing or saying something so unattractive, that the most mighty of erections would quickly shrivel to the size of an acorn. Very much like the head of a tortoise would retract within its shell.

"Dude, did you see Lucy eating that sausage and egg mcmuffin earlier?"
"Yeah man, she got mustard up her nose and proceeded to spoon it out and eat it, total retracting tortoise."

by Huuuuud September 23, 2012

Great Replacement

When Facebook or Twitter redesign their interface and then roll it out to everybody so you can't use the old one, even though it's a steaming load of crap.

Facebook updated Messenger again? Great, even though this new design is crap here comes the Great Replacement all over again.

by America Lover 🇺🇸 August 9, 2019

Refractasnacks

Food which is eaten after sex.

Post sexy time men have a refractory period (natures cockblock if you will), which is the perfect opportunity to snack and sleep OR snack and recharge to go again.

IG @refractasnacks

"Hey, when you're at the supermarket, can you grab some refractasnacks for later?"

by Hamilton Ray May 6, 2017

Refracting

Hard and enthusiastic sex

Luke stop refracting with Eve.

by Refraction2 June 11, 2019

The Retraction / Retractaballs

The involuntary retraction of the meat of the penis sometimes experienced during and/or after one enjoys a run of long distance; or in extreme conditions. This will often display itself in the form of an excessive presence of foreskin and as has been documented on many occasions an extreme pain experienced in the region of the gouch which can be aggrevated during an apres run shower.

The appearance is also know as 'the turtle neck', 'the flumrunner', 'the lost hot dog' and 'man down'

Symptoms:

An inability to pee straight
A disproportionately large ratio of foreskin to penis
Chaffing around the gouch or, if circumcised, the bell end
Bleeding in the shower if excessive

Cures:
Heat, through masturbation
Heat, through vagina
Heat, through fire

Definition of The Retraction / Retractaballs

"How far have you been today?" "Too far, I've got retractaballs..."

"Oooo, man, thats one hell of a retraction"

"Darren told me to take a look at his turtle neck the other day," "I wondered why...didn't expect him to start stretching his foreskin infront of me, though..."

"Shall we wake up your flumrunner"

"Who ate 'the last hot dog'..."

"Bravo One Two Zero, Over, We have a Man Down...Looks serious, emergency evac. needed."

by bigwillytom January 13, 2013

love replacement

A love replacement is something that someone uses to compensate for a lack of love. A brokenhearted person might use a love replacement to replace the person they love and crave the most.

Examples of Love replacements include:

-Alcohol.

-commonly Food.
-Drugs or Cigarettes.
-Art or music.

-Phone/Computer.
-In rare cases Jewelry or expensive goods such as gold.

Food is the most common one, also seen as comfort food.

Jewelry or gold is quite uncommon and usually occurs when the person, usually woman, is around the person they love everyday and therefore need something to distract them from it.

Love replacement
Lina comfort eats.

Lambba is an alcoholic.

Jasmine obsesses over diamonds, all because of Jack.

by Lovely millie January 17, 2013