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Remote Fight

A wrestling match between a small group of men for a remote. Usually in the dark. Bruises and open wounds are not uncommon.
A. I want to watch that show.
B. That show sucks
C. Wanna remote fight for it?
A.B.C.-REMOTE FIGHT!
by Over Roger January 8, 2009
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remoted island

The way Cee-Lo Green talks about remote islands.
"Would a trip to a remoted island ease your mind?" - Cee-Lo Green (I Want You)
by Cornbread-n-Raised December 17, 2010
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remote

used to turn on or off your telivision, stereo, DVD player, etc...
by Alexius November 6, 2003
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remote pwn

v. When you pwn someone and they aren't even there.
Bob: Where is Steve?
Frank: He's in China.
Bob: He's so fat!
Frank: Haha. You just remote pwned him.
*Meanwhile In China*
Steve: I feel a disturbance...as if someone has pwned me from a great distance. I wish I wasn't so fat.
by TheBigLime April 29, 2006
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remote

The act of tuning into someone's conversation so you can jump in and either be relevant/irrelevant to the discussion.
Kyrie sat remote for a second before he jumped into Jontae and Donaven's conversation.
by Praise_j March 17, 2014
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Remote Control

The act of shoving a remote control so far up your ass that you can see china.
I'm not racist but this sum Asian chick gave me a remote control last night.
by Sum Asian chick February 24, 2018
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drunk remoting

The insatiable urge while being intoxicated to watch DVDs or TiVo'd shows and pause, rewind, and comment again and again about the program being watched. Drunk remoters may pause and rewind to ask others WTF is going on in the plot, point out background locations they've visited on vacations, watch scenes over and over again that only they find amusing, spend ten minutes to find the exact frame where a punch misses someone's face, or generally distract everyone else in the room from an otherwise interesting storyline.
(rips remote out of hand) Give me that thing! I'm tired of you drunk remoting. I just want to watch the movie.

Friends who want to stay friends don't drunk remote.
by amarantha10 June 3, 2007
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