Yo Mama Reflex

To use Yo Mama jokes without any intention to and without any thought process.

Jenny: Oh my god. There's a dog on fire outside!
Harold: Yo Mama on fire outside!
Jenny: Where?!
Kenny: Relax Jenny. That's only his Yo Mama Reflex.
Harold: That's only yo mama's Yo Mama Reflex!

by Swid January 12, 2006

up-chuck reflex

to puke, vomit, throw up, barf...etc.

"When Andrea saw the food in bamba she almost had an up-chuck reflex!"

by Jobo April 14, 2005

mom reflex

When a driver involuntarily moves their arm in front of the passenger when slamming on the breaks. Occasionally faked by men to feel a woman's chest.

Some drunk slut cut me off so bad last week I can't seem to shake the mom relex.

by KJR September 6, 2005

Prison Reflex

The involuntary reflex of clenching your butt cheeks together whenever you hear a noise behind you.

Done in prison to mitigate the possibility of anal rape.

1) Wow! Amanda's ass clenched up big time just now!
2) Yeah, she's got total prison reflex.

by T-TIMMEH! December 22, 2010

Trump Reflex

When something occurs that puts you in such a state of shock, you're not sure if you should;

1) Laugh at the absurdity of the situation
2) Cry
3) Become so enraged that you feel the need to vomit

4) Preform all 3 at the same time

I can't watch the news anymore, it's just one Trump Reflex after another.

by Heilstrahl February 8, 2017

cat-like reflexes

Having fast movements like a cat

When you nearly drop something but you manage to catch it real fast. Then you can say I have cat-like reflexes

by Clever girl September 20, 2013

Google Reflex

During conversation, when any debatable topic point is raised, an automatic response to pull out one's smart phone and Google it.

Dick: "I thought licorice candy had anise in it."

Jane: "I thought licorice is a different plant than anise."

Dick: (retrieving HTC Incredible from pocket) "Hold on, I'll Google it!"

Jane: "Not again! You need to see a doctor about your Google Reflex."

by Mr Eks June 16, 2010