Reeding

When rappers rap about smoking weed.

Is that Snoop Dogg reeding again?

by dax22 March 30, 2011

reed

The word reed is fisrtly a water plant which grows on bank of rivers, but also can be used as an insult which is to call someone a (geek) or someone who is abnoxious.

"your such a freakin reed, get out of my life and shut up!"
or
"hey reed why dont you go and eat a decroded piece of crap"

by Adam Batty March 21, 2006

reed

a guitar playing doucher that probably brags about how many times he can skip a rock and cries after sex. only friends are other reeds

"Look at Reed over there flirting with the lunch ladies."

by slimthicc69 October 26, 2017

reed

To be minimally hung. Typically, men with this name are also hermaphrodites. In rare cases, a reed will possess an entirely foreign sexual organ, alien to our planet and completely useless to the female, although quite stimulating among gay males.

I just had the worst sex ever. He was such a reed.

by oldjames198322 May 7, 2010

Reede

Reede's are usually tightasses, often quite rude and likely homosexual. Don't be a Reede. Often Reede's are found to be born in June or March, usually around the 30th. In a whole Reedes are unique individuals who often find themselves getting beaten up by many.

Girl 1: Reede is such a fucking faggot! He loves dick not me!
Girl 2: I know right! He rejected me and told me to go fuck myself!

by Cellman September 16, 2019

reed

to snitch on somebody or something, especially one of your close friends.

Man, you just got reeded out yesterday by him.

by johndoe19 May 1, 2010

Pulling a reed / Reeding

This action occurs when a certain individual, usually a ginger, attempts to flirt with and pick up a relatively attractive girl. When his attempts are inevitably denied, the individual then slips into a spiral of making more and more awkward and creepy comments, until the individual seems SO creepy, the local newspaper may even report on it. Those who partake in "pulling a reed" or "reeding" are poor souls indeed.

Guy: "Hey, wanna fuck?"
Girl: "Um, no. I want to leave now and never come back."

Spectator: "Wow, he's totally pulling a reed / reeding that ho."

by Mitro March 25, 2008