Reed 

The most sexiest boy ever. The dopest motherfucker. When you see a him butt naked in your kitchen makin bacon thats a REAL man. When hes in the shower wearing your girlfriends robe thats a a true reed. When you see him eating yout girlfrieds baby daddy brothers ex girlfriend’s ass thats Reed. If he has a husky slightly cracking voice constantly making you uncertain about your sexuality (male or female) thats reed.

“Check that old man with his dick in a box”
“Oh thats just reed”

Reed by DATBoiWithHisDickInABox December 9, 2018

Reed 

Reed is an absolutely revolting human being. He is so genuinely rude and doesn't even realize it. He acts like a complete fucking bimbo and thinks he's cool for no reason even though he is a complete fucking retard. Stay away from Reed.

Why are you texting Reed? He a fucking loser.

Reed by backpackkid October 22, 2019

Reed 

FAGGOT ASS NIGGA
He’s really gay and likes boys and plays soccer

Hey that’s Reed run before he rapes you

Reed by Gxldenyooo October 26, 2019

Reed 

The gayest person you will ever meet. Watches guys changing in the locker room and then locks his lips. Doesn’t take showers and has a crusty face.

Bro don’t change in here, I saw Reed walk in.

Reed by Jdmdjfjckss October 30, 2019

Reed 

A piece of thin wood made into rectangle curved in top that you wet in your mouth you then use a ligature to put the reed on the mouthpiece of an instrument like Clarinet family or sax family. Reeds are very easily chipped messing up sounds. Replace every 2-3 weeks but a month or so is fine.

My reed is broken, you give me a extra if you have any?

Reed by Anonymous 1,000,631 November 23, 2019

Reed 

total bottom

Guy: Look its Reed!
Girl: Hah total bottom!

Reed by hahanothankschief November 28, 2019

Reed 

A extremely creepy perv who likes to have sex with girls bags who’s names start with A... don’t date a Reid or hill dry hump your bag😊😊😊

Reed was dry humping aubreys bag

Reed by Name shame December 11, 2019