restarvation

n. When someone becomes mentally retarded by starving theirselves of their favorite foods, typically from fast food restaraunts.

bob: "what the hell is wrong with joe? he's just not himself anymore.."

bill: "he's trying to recover from a severe case of restarvation."

by grandfather4 November 4, 2010

restart custard

another way to say retard

admin: this is a children friendly chat
non-admin: okay,
other non-admin: ###### filtered
non-admin: you restart custard, there's a filter

by Lolnutcracker December 15, 2017

restart the khan academy

Something everybody wishes they could do but can't because khan academy has been declining the feature constantly.

There intention is for a growth mind set.
The reality is the people reading the suggestions sound like a**holes and the kids just skip threw the questions after getting one so they get a 100. They have almost the worst customer service of all time, the only slightly worse customer service is a Fast food place being run half by 14 year olds at job days. Is khan academy not aware of the requests and that people skip it anyways.

Kid: I wish I could restart the khan academy

Kid 2: Yeah me too, I will make a feature request

Khan Worker: We have firmly chosen our decision to piss off kids, I mean not add that feature. We want to encourage a growth mind set.

by w,erkmfkdmwqa April 29, 2021

Redtarded

Term used to describe idiot drivers who sit at a red light signal with intentions to make a right turn where it is legal to make a right turn while the light is red. Although there are no vehicles approaching from any direction, they still wait for the light to turn green before turning, while holding up an entire line of vehicles.

Seriously? This asshole in front of me just waited 2 minutes for a green light to make a right turn. He must be redtarded.

by Kampfire Desires April 16, 2023

Restarts

Term used to describe a low skill IT support professional that doesn’t actually know how to fix device issues so just restarts the machine knowing it resets everything and at least works around the problem. ‘Restarts’ are typically low motivation, neurotic individuals, yet over their career amazingly can weasel their way to senior technology leadership positions (typically in academia).

Student 1: Hey buddy, you struggling with that pc again? why don’t you call support?

Student 2: Yeah, it’s hanging and crashing a lot, but you know they’ll just send one of their Restarts to look at it. Waste of time!

Student 3: hey, I heard they just promoted ‘the’ original Restart to Head of Technology now - can you believe it!

Student 1: oh what! come on, how? He couldn’t even fix a printer paper jam once…he got his balls caught in the output tray and split his scrotum.

by CrubClub May 17, 2023

redsear

Am amazing band that every1 should go and see, they are a Rock/Metal (more metal) band. very good.

"did you see redsear last night they rocked"
"been to www.redsear.com yet"

by kala December 22, 2004

restart

To start over of a unit or device, or when a person does something REALLY stupid. They need to restart.

Dude that was a dumb move, go take a nap restart and come back.

Steve, you're a dumbass restart. "What you mean retard?" Yes that too and now restart go take a nap.

by markddd October 28, 2010