Reddington

A unit of measurement, which measures how far an act gets you to getting laid.

1 Reddington means the action has directly lead to sex.
A few reddingtons can mean you are close (i.e. being only a few away), but negative Reddingtons means it has actually hurt your chances of having sex.

"So I thought helping this girl study for her midterms would just be a nice thing to do, apparently it was Reddington worthy."
"Really?"
"Yep, she fucked me"

"Hitting on this girl who already has a boyfriend was an awful idea."
"Go figure right? You're definitely in the negative Reddingtons now, and with all her friends she told too."

by StormyRain May 12, 2013

Team Redline

A bunch of kids whos moms took them to see "Fast and the Furious." when they actually got their licenses, they got shitty cars, and tried to put body kits on them using house flashing. hmmm
All "Ya Doods"

Kid, Whole-dup, turn down yo Kickaz. I think my mufflaz too loud. no wait, thatz my enjin. it's loud because it's a '91. good enough fo TR

by Ryan A. Stack March 16, 2004

Redvines

1) A tasty snack that is red and cherry-flavored. Came out before Twizzlers. If people say they like Twizzlers better than Red Vines, they seriously have a problem (unless if they're Darren Criss or Joey Richter or any other member of Team StarKid).

2) The delicious snack that Harry Potter and Ron Weasley discover they both like in Team StarKid's A Very Potter Sequel. Ron is always eating them in this musical. Near the end when Peter Pettigrew is about to kill Harry, Ron, Hermione, Sirius, and Lupin, Ron hold a Red Vine up to Peter and yells "STUPEFY!" Then Ron takes a bite of that Red Vine, saying, "Red Vines—what the hell can't they do?"

Ron: Hey do you want a Red Vine?

Harry: Yeah, sure.

... ... ... ... ... ...
... ... ... ... ... ...

Ron: What is your favorite snack? 1, 2, 3—

H & R: Redvines.

Ron: What's your favorite color vine other than green?

H & R: Redvines.

Ron: What's your favorite way of saying 'red wine' in a German accent?

H & R: Redvines—OH MY GOSH!!!

by Mrs. Horan-Criss January 22, 2014

Redking

1. The person you rarely hear from unless your outside of things or on the edge. someone who will have either little to say or says something profound enough to be written in stone for future races to remember. Extreme good furtone follows this person along with a trail of jealous shit talkers.

2. someone who says something wise in passing.

"Do you remember what that kid said? Man it's been on my mind..."

"He's Redking; you might never understand."

by 3xX1t5tr4t January 26, 2009

Redding

To be extremely hairy and gross.

I was watching a 70's porno flick and the chick had a full redding downstairs.

I saw this bum on the street and he was so redding he looked like a wookie.

by genericman October 20, 2009

redvining

The act of intertwining the penises of two (gay) men presumably during sex, similar to the two snakes on a caduceus or (as the name suggests) the twisted licorice in Red Vines.

"What is it called when two gay men intertwine their penises? Like the two snakes on the medical stick? Is it called redvining?" -Angela Martin from The Office (Season 9, Episode 8)

by desidus December 5, 2012

reddinger

1. An exceptionally stupid feline given to fits of random gay sounding yelling.

2. Exclamation made when one has just witnessed more stupidity in five seconds than one would normally be expected to experience in an entire lifetime.

1. Reddinger indicated strenuously and cacophonously that he did not want pickles or onions on his sandwich.

2. "Wha...REDDINGER! What the hell are you doing?!"

by Carson December 30, 2004