matthew reuter

means gay

like omg hes a matthew reuter

by sarsypan June 23, 2010

Reeterteet

The denial of inserting the tongue into ones mouth during kissing by clenching of the teeth .

I was kissing my new girlfriend the other day and decided to take things up a notch by going for the french when she completely denied me and gave me the reeterteet.

by VanDangle March 1, 2009

Recertifified

When they put a new rating/certificate on a film because they realized that the film dosen't actually have that much swearing,goryness,scaryness or sexyness in it.

Wena: why is the others a 15, it not that bad
YAzz: it's not a 15, it's a 12
Wena: I'm sure it was a 15
YAzz: no they changed it
Wena: oh its been recertifified
YAzz: um yeah

by WeNaa^_^ February 16, 2010

Resterbate

Verb. To masturbate while sleeping using the act of lucid wet dreaming.

-Dude I haven't gotten laid in so long that I am too tired to even beat off!

-Well why dont you go resterbate?
-Good idea!

by Buddhistbeatoff February 17, 2012

resterday

When the previous day, or yesterday, served the sole purpose of catching up on much needed rest and sleep.

"Man, after that week-long backpacking trip I was so exhausted that I had a resterday. I feel great now though!"

by crispychicken January 15, 2013

Recerection

When you remember something that gives you a raging boner.

I had a recerection the other day of the time Becky's swimsuit fell off at the community pool.

by recerection January 17, 2017

rekterling

A demeaning term for little thing that distributes rekt.

"I got rekt by a rekterling."
-"That's no way to talk about your younger brother."

by Johny Mc Carther February 19, 2017