reaped 'dem up

To make fun of someone till that person can no longer think of a come back.

Tim: "Your a bitch."
Dave: "Well, Your girl told me your dick was small."
Tim:"..." ((Silent))

Gary: "oooh, He Reaped 'dem up"

by Talker-X May 31, 2010

Dookie Reader

The nickname for a book, magazine, or any other printed material you read while pooping.

Phil: Dude, I need to take a crap but my iPhone is dead.

Mark: Just grab a Dookie Reader

by nastyninja December 25, 2010

bathroom reader

A book you take with you to the bathroom, and you do 3 things to it
-read it, - wipe your ass with it,- and flush it

"Hey john, there's no tp in here." "That's ok, I have a bathroom reader in the closet."

by Anonymous bayleeto April 9, 2015

Ass Reaper

A God of the Prostate
Ever see the brown stuff smeared all over the walls in that one Seven-Eleven bathroom? He was there...
Ever seen a toilet shattered to the point of unrecognition? He was there...
Ever seen a clog that can't be flushed, like one that is as tall as the toilet tank? He was there...
Ever late to work because of a sudden need to poo? He is there...
Ever late to class because all of the toilet paper is gone in the stall? He was there...
Don't challenge the one who reaps, because he always wins.

Boss: WHY WERE YOU LATE AGAIN?!

Worker: Man I had the nastiest shits today, all I had was an AMPM burrito.

Boss: Oh.. The Ass Reaper has strucketh once again!

by Worcestersh1re December 2, 2022

Rasengan

When you're doing a girl and when you're about to ejaculate you pull out and make the hand movements then cum on your hand and swirl it. You shout RASENGAN!!! and slam it into her face while swirling and twisting it.

Just force her head through the mattress!

I gave her a hard Rasengan to the face... She wanted me to Chidori her instead

by windwaker123 November 30, 2010

reabetswe

A beautiful mosotho girl with humidity and a caring person fun to be around she is also cute

A want a reabetswe for myself

by anonymous November 29, 2020

Grim Reaper

The thing you should dress up as to your friend’s funeral while saying and eating nothing.

Friend: I’ll give you 50 dollars if you dress up as a grim reaper at my funeral
Me: already planning it dude.

by 😭sInGlEpRiNgLe😭 April 4, 2020