Someone who falsly represents themself as a technological authority by using trendy buzz-words he or she read on the backs of modem boxes at Wal-Mart.
#hackersHideaway
<BO2KUSR>Man, I really pipeline burst attacked that guy a few minutes ago over my SLIP 300BAUD-T4 connection to his telnet.
<AOLsiPWNM3>Whoa, cool. How did you do that? I heard he had 512 bit IP address encryption with smurf spoof.
<@g0d>STFU yuo fsckin' box readers!
<BO2KUSR>Man, I really pipeline burst attacked that guy a few minutes ago over my SLIP 300BAUD-T4 connection to his telnet.
<AOLsiPWNM3>Whoa, cool. How did you do that? I heard he had 512 bit IP address encryption with smurf spoof.
<@g0d>STFU yuo fsckin' box readers!
by Zor Prime December 2, 2003
A term used to describe someone who, enjoys a series of movies based on books. Such as Harry Potter, Lord of the Rings, or Twilight. However, they have never actually read any of the books.
Sarah: Hey did you like the last harry potter movie?
Cecelia: Yeah, it was awesome!
Sarah: Yeah, but I kind of liked the book more.
Cecelia: Oh, I've never read that.
Sarah: You've never read the book? What a Non-Reader..
Cecelia: Yeah, it was awesome!
Sarah: Yeah, but I kind of liked the book more.
Cecelia: Oh, I've never read that.
Sarah: You've never read the book? What a Non-Reader..
by Clawdea December 3, 2011
Molly: What's the homework for class?
Peter: Read Part 1 Chapters 1 through 3.
Molly: There aren't any questions?
Peter: Nope, but you should still do the reading.
Molly: Fuck that, I'll just wing it.
Peter: Well I'm reading it because I want to be prepared.
Molly: Oh Peter Reader.
Peter: Read Part 1 Chapters 1 through 3.
Molly: There aren't any questions?
Peter: Nope, but you should still do the reading.
Molly: Fuck that, I'll just wing it.
Peter: Well I'm reading it because I want to be prepared.
Molly: Oh Peter Reader.
by Peter Reader February 3, 2013
he who predorms <word>cold reading</word>
John Edwards is a very good cold reader.
by I know! February 8, 2004
noun
Larger than a coin slot, when 3 to 5 inches of a woman's ass crack is visible above the top of her jeans.
Larger than a coin slot, when 3 to 5 inches of a woman's ass crack is visible above the top of her jeans.
by CaptainKen September 17, 2014
A mind reader is a person or machine that can tell what people are thinking. Three things a mind reader should never do is, reveal their secrets, Disrespect privacy, and gossip.
Josh: “Hey mind Reader! How do u read minds? Tell me your ways!!!”
Mind reader: “I must not, a mind reader should never reveal their secrets.”
Josh: “Oh yeah, the three rules. I’m sorry, I understand and respect your personal space.”
Mind Reader: “ Yes, Have a Wonderful day!”
Mind reader: “I must not, a mind reader should never reveal their secrets.”
Josh: “Oh yeah, the three rules. I’m sorry, I understand and respect your personal space.”
Mind Reader: “ Yes, Have a Wonderful day!”
by Oxford Dctnry August 16, 2019
When you join someones myspace or other online blog and read it for weeks, months, maybe years and never leave a comment or let them know you read.
by Lee Byerly January 20, 2008