razor bacon

Bacon that is so overcooked and crisp that it cuts your mouth.

The Alley had razor bacon again this morning.

by fuzzy_panda February 26, 2011

Trevor's Razor

Trevor's razor is a principle that states that the player in a match in a video game that performed the best most likely had a good game or got lucky, and that he or she is not the best, despite outperforming everyone else.

Trevor's razor is especially useful when you play a competitive FPS.

by SithLordTrevor December 6, 2019

shaking like a dog shitting razor blades

A term used to describe how badly someone is shaking either from the DTs or nerves or while attempting to do something small and detailed like threading the eye of a needle.
Described thus in reference to when a dog takes a dump, it often shakes its hind-end or whole body during the task. If it were razor blades being defacated, then the shaking would likely be infinitely more pronounced!

Scott: *trying to put a nut on a bolt wedged way up inside the frame of his car* "I can't...quite...get the mother...shit, I just had it...FUCK...I can't get it, my arm is going numb!!!"

Max: *watching Scott fumble and shake as his arm becomes spaghetti from the tedious task* "Dude, your shaking like a dog shitting razor blades."

by psiscott April 27, 2006

razor tits

breasts which are thin and sharp-looking and resemble razor blades.

Damn. that girl had mad razor tits.

D'jou see the razors on that bitch? Hate to be her.

by jenou May 13, 2007

Razorback

One of the greatest guitars ever built.

Dean Guitars built the Razorback as a tribute to Dimebag Darrell.

by Zoomy March 7, 2007

razorfatfuck

a fat ass fucking kid that does nothing but eat and show his flat ass on camera on discord, his mom is fat and his dad beats him no wonder why he stays online all day. One day his mom kicked his dad out because of a Samsung watch.
He once actually walked to a corner store with a bag of pennies and didn't have enough for two drinks.

Cody: Did you see razorfatfuck today?
Nemo: Yea he was sucking off a banana
Cody: HOW HIGH

by airyz May 25, 2020

razorfanboy

razorfanboy Is the coolest tiktok out there! His content is awesome ( keep up the amazing cosplays!! ) ! He’s one of the most underrated tiktokers. Keep up the great work♡´･ᴗ･`♡

razorfanboy Is cool

by Finnissocool March 25, 2021