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ramster

Step one: Insert a paper towel tube into your anus.

Step two: Cram an angry hamster into the tube.

Step three: Dial 911
No MOMMY!!! Not the ramster treatment again!!
by Effed November 6, 2003
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roysters

1) a bog eyed little boy with chronic B.O. , CHRONIC, no real friends and a MASSIVE bee oh en jee

2) sex toysters

3) a person who has plugged there batty with a penis shaped corkstopper

4) a teenager who is fragrant but not in a pleasant way

5) the scrawniest, skinniest most pathetic little bag of skin bones and spot puss in the absolute world
1) you know little ben, hes turning into a bit of a roysters dont you reckon?

2) if you go to ann summers you can buy a range of roysters (butt plugs)

3) almost every person in canal street manchester at this moment in time is a roysters

4) im smelling like a bit of a roysters at the mo

5) faz is well roysters
by McShuLad April 28, 2010
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rasterbation

The action of masturbation while wearing a Rastafarian hat (preferably with dreadlocks) and smoking large sums of marijuana. Generally those who partake in this activity shout "yaman" at the moment of ejaculation.
Fred: "Hey, you guys wanna have a huge rasterbation session tonight?"
Tad: "You know it!"
by rasterbator1 July 7, 2009
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radster

the coolest girl you've ever seen
when emily and caroline saw radster walking down the hall they said to themselves "Holy jesus, is she rad!"
by Frigster and Lucky October 26, 2007
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channy raster

Fanny, dick, idiot, tube, clown
Cheesy whit du dae that fur ya channy raster?
by Scottyboi01 August 19, 2006
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rapster

the type of person who listens to indie rock + underground hip hop / indie-rap.

the type of people who go see RJD2 play at the Guggenheim.

Skinny nerds who get beat up at a Paul Barnum show.

White kids who sing along at a Dead Prez show.
"look at all these rapsters in line for tickets to the KRS-one show. Who's opening, Built To Spill?"
by patra_is_here May 1, 2006
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rasterbate

To spend many hours working in photoshop making a picture look exactly the same as it did when you started.
"Man... My eyes are killing I've been working on that new logo all day. I need a bigger monitor"

"Yeah, they always said that too much rasterbation would make you go blind"
by CheShA May 13, 2005
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