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Ramen Whiplash

When slurping up uncut Ramen noodles, a noodle will pick up Ramen broth, and the broth flings onto yourself and/or the table.
Oh, shit, man, can you grab me some napkins.

Why?

I totally Ramen Whiplashed all over this table.
by Broke Phi Broke October 27, 2008
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Rameesa

Unique Arabic name. The Prophet Muhammad's (pbuh) companion.

Rameesas are normally very loyal, trustworthy and caring. She will never leave your side in a crisis or whenever your just feeling down. She'll always be curious about how your feeling and make sure you're ok!
Person: I wish I had a friend like Rameesa
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Top Ramen

Best. Food. EVER! Only 3 minutes to cook it and then you have hot, noodley, great tasting goodness! It is prepared like this:

Boil for 3 minutes,
Eat.

Prices range from 10¢ a package to 50¢ a package.
When I get home from this day of band camp I'm eating 3 Top Ramens.

Top Ramen is oober leet!
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ramella

Ramella is an earth goddess. She is Strong, Loyal, Grounded, Focused, Practical, Dependable, and Down-to-earth.

An earth type people doesn't beat around the bush. SHE.IS.ALL.FACTS

She respects the rules and loves to follow a predictable routine. She is down to earth and focused on results. Using checklists and to-do lists, she can be a bit of perfectionist. This makes her someone who will always get the job done no matter what. She is extremely loyal and can establish great connections with a large group of people, which makes her a natural leader.
Ramella is goddess of earth
by Rmllalala June 8, 2021
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ramenma

A woman/man/non-existent thing that is a mom o everyone In life
Ramenma is coming over today
by daahve June 3, 2022
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Ramen-Broke

1. adjective:
Without money; penniless, The situation that arises, typically at the end of the month, when one has over-spent and must make ends meet by surviving on $.25 bags of Top Ramen Noodles.

2. verb:
To be driven into poverty by a particularly large expense
1. a. I went crazy at Saks and Sephora the other day - now I am going to be Ramen-Broke, which works out because starving myself is the only way I am going to fit into the Seven Jeans I just bought anyway.

2. v. That trip to Vegas fucking Ramen-Broke me dude.
by Kristen W. September 22, 2006
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Ramen

1. A unit of monetary exchange in common use among Performing Arts students. Equal to USD .21 or 21 US cents, the average cost of a block of Ramen noodles, the dietary staple of these students. The cost of anything in Ramens (R) divided 3 (or 2, as the case may be) is the number of days they would have to go without food to afford it. This is immensely helpful in making purchase decisions.

2. The essential ingredient in the Ramen Noodle Ceremony, a ritual practiced by some semi-successful performing artists when they start thinking they are The Shit and need to return to their humble origins. The ceremony proceeds roughly like this:

1. Turn off all the heat in the apartment.
2. Three hours later add Ramen noodles (must be Top Ramen Oriental flavor) to 2 cups of water and seasoning packet. Boil over an electric cooking coil for three minutes. (This celebrates the discovery that adding ingredients sequentially is unnecessary and wastes electricity.)
3. While noodles are cooking, beat two eggs in a bowl. Try to remember when eggs were an unaffordable luxury. Think about eggs until their pathos becomes clear. Hear Satie's Gnossienne No. 1 in your mind and wish you understood why it always appears in the Ramen Noodle Ceremony.
4. Stir and remove noodles from heat. Let stand for two minutes.
5. Warm hands over residual heat from cooking coil. Place warm hands over ears.
6. Add eggs to noodles. Stir well. Transfer to bowl.
7. Eat noodles slowly, trying to make them last as long as possible. Drink broth in small sips.
8. Feel yourself transported to when you were your true self -- less than an asswipe.
1. "Jay-zoo, that used book on Labanotation costs 48 Ramen (48R). That's a month and a half without food. But I gotta have it. I can live off my fat..."
by Willothewisp December 28, 2005
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