Texas Rattlesnake

When you bash together 2 beers and then proceed to simultaneously drink both.

My guy was drunk last night, grabbed 2 Budweisers, and did a Texas Rattlesnake.

by Pops the Sailor June 18, 2017

Steamy rattlesnake

When you take such a large dump so large that it hits the bottom of the toilet and coils up like a rattlesnake.

I took a steamy rattlesnake last night. It was so large I had to get the scissors.

by The Steamy Master November 22, 2011

coiled rattlesnake

A poop so impressively large, that the producer is inspired to share it on social media with the hashtag #coiledrattlesnake

Brah! You should have seen the coiled rattlesnake I dropped this morning, ten coils! #coiledrattlesnake

by Latte Zinger August 8, 2017

kick rattlesnakes

having sex in a bar

"Hey baby, wanna go kick rattlesnakes?"

by Jenn Poop September 27, 2008

Arizona Rattlesnake

When a guy is about to finger his girl, he puts some icy hot on his fingers. When he does finger her it results in the most extreme pain ever imagined.

"John wanted to brake up with his girlfriend, so he gave her an Arizona Rattlesnake."

by HolyHotDamnJesusCakes January 12, 2010

Kentucky Rattlesnake

A rusty muffler and pipe system that has fallen off someone's old piece of crap car or truck that sits in the road until someone else runs it over.

Jimmy ran over a Kentucky rattlesnake on his way to the 7-Eleven for some beef jerky. Brandene's gonna be pissed.

by Dan April 14, 2009

the texas rattlesnake

A type of snake. And the nickname for the profession wrestler "Stone Cold" Steve Austin.

There is the wild texas rattlesnake.
Fandango just got his ass whooped by the texas rattlesnake!

by TingleTangles June 16, 2014