randerson

the possession of constantly hard nipples

-"Hey are you happy to see me?"
-"Can't you tell? I've got randersons!"

by Charles Thardeiy April 23, 2010

profile ranger

(n): a profile ranger is a term for us military personnel who are, seemingly endlessly, on profile. As such, they participate in reconditioning in lieu of actually doing pt, rarely take their respective physical fitness tests, and are completely incapable of such basic and mindless tasks as walking, drilling, or rucking.

upon failure to employ a sufficient excuse to keep themselves out of physical activity, profile rangers without hesitation invent physical ailments and proudly proclaim them to the nearest attending medic. Like a biological system restoring homeostatic balance, the profile ranger reverses this temporary fluctuation in their heart rate through trickery and nonsensical speech as though the mere thought of moving their jaw is physically exhausting.

Why is Jones not joining us for the FTX?
Because he's on walking profile.
Oh, did he break his leg?
No, he's a profile ranger.

Day, by day, and all through the night, I'm on profile....

by high speed and hooah November 25, 2010

ruble ranger

A homeless person who can only afford gut rot vodka.

uh oh. here comes the ruble ranger. Hes here for his daily fix.

by Boostah! October 10, 2012

Joan Rangers

Fans and followers of Joan Rivers while she is hosting Fashion Police on the E Network. "Joan Rangers" are not to be confused with regular fans of Joan Rivers, as these are simply referred to as "Joan Rivers fans."

Okay all you Joan Rangers out there...be sure to vote for the bitch you think wore it best on "Bitch Stole My Look!"

by The2Dads December 6, 2011

Walker Texas Ranger

A hit tv show with the star Chuck Norris. It is a show about cops, law, and other things. It's really interesting and I have grown to love it.

My sister's hero is Chuck Norris the star of Walker Texas Ranger because of his killer martial arts.

by Livi February 23, 2005

Ranger texas

Ranger Texas a place old dope whores and bar flies come to die. A small town that's only attraction is the liquor store.

Let's go to Ranger Texas and find us a whore on the way back from the liquor store

by Manda79 April 16, 2021

Ranqer

A total asshole from the Canadian shithole of Quebec. He constantly insults people due to his tiny penis and hates everything in existence. He has no feelings and no soul.

That Ranqer is an asshole, Chase is soooo much more awesome!

by Dr Smiiles December 29, 2011