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Green Apple Jolly Rancher

A fetish game to be played in the dark. A Green Apple Jolly Rancher is when a man eats out a girl with gonorrhea whilst sucking on any flavor jolly rancher, but it just happens that a gonorrhea nodule closely resembles a green apple jolly rancher. He will then proceed to lose the jolly rancher in her pussy and try to fish it out. Unfortunately for the guy, if he grabs the gonorrhea ball and sticks it into his mouth, the infected pus will explode and he will contract several diseases then promptly vomit.
Steve found out too late that Samantha cheated on him because he already ate her green apple jolly rancher.
by epicsexsauce November 4, 2019
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red ranchero

After doing a girl on her period. You take the blood with your finger and give her a mustache.
I gave her a red ranchero after finding out she was on her period.
by Dog Fight June 10, 2004
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Ranchero

The origanal mullet on wheels(all serious in the front and all party in the back) but less mullety that the El Camino. First concieved in 1957 by Ford motor Co. on the fairlane body and frame. Similar to the El Camino. Lasted till 1957 to 1979 and is there is still a modern day version, the FPV(Ford Performance Vehicles)Pursuit. It's such a sick car
Dude check out that Ford Ranchero
by The Blob! June 25, 2005
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jolly rancher

reffering to cough medicine in pill form - taken recreationally for the DXM causes you to "trip", also taken through normal cough syrup
i got them rainbow colors in my cup
jolly ranchers man this shit be good as fuck
thats the syrp mothafucker thats that syrp
-3 6 mafia
by bor December 16, 2004
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Ranchero

A utility truck made by Ford Motor Company starting in 1957. Designed to have the usefulness of a truck, and also have the comfort of a car.
The Ranchero can haul 10 bales of pine needles, while comfortably cruising down the road.
by Mr. Quint September 8, 2004
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rancher george

A person usually distantly related to the Kennedy family. Enjoys bestality, preferably with horses but will settle for chickens.
That boy is sick he must be one of those Rancher George types......
by BigBeefy March 16, 2008
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Fag Rancher

One who is so gay they own a ranch of queers
by Dick goldenrod February 21, 2010
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