ass raptor

One who preys upon unsuspecting rectums, then savagely rapes them in a voracious manner.

"Dude, Rob just sodomized a 14 year old girl!"

"Fuckin A, Rob's an Ass Raptor."

by Lars368 May 5, 2009

Raptor Cut

when youre taking a shit soo big that you have to cut it with your asshole to get it all in the toilet

"DUDE I HAVENT TAKEN A SHIT IN FOREVER, IM GONNA NEED TO RAPTOR CUT THIS THING LIKE 4 TIMES"

by Raptormaster October 2, 2009

The Brown Raptor

When you are doing a girl doggy style, and you wrap your arms around the girls chest, and around her arms, while elevating her upper body. Then pull out quickly and insert your member into her anus and deliver the goods.

In turn this will make her very unhappy and unable to extend her arms and screaming in an animal like manner. Therefore making her look and sound like a Velociraptor.

The Brown Raptor should and could be pulled on any girl that is willing to do this.

by MountieMAC February 19, 2010

Raptor Jesus

Our savior.

Raptor Jesus died for our sins.

by Bloodbath 87 March 6, 2009

sneaky raptor

While doing a girl doggy style you take out your penis and ram into her ass causing her to sit up and throw her arms up and scream like a raptor.

"Hey, did you hear Adam gave Kelsie a sneaky raptor after prom?"

by Jordan J Clark May 17, 2007

toronto raptors

Canada's lone NBA team. Not always a success on the court, but always a fiasco off of it. Has some of the best fans in sports, but often is disrespected by both American and Canadian media members who couldn't find their ass with both hands. Finally rid themselves of the cancer known as Vince Carter. God's basketball team along with Syracuse.

"The Toronto Raptors are going to be contenders for the next decade. Book it."

"People who disrespect the Toronto Raptors know nothing. They are either out-of-the-loop Americans or clueless Canadians who love hockey so much they have wet dreams about Pierre McGuire."

by Lazarus Ciccone January 4, 2005

Raptoring

To be in the posing in the background of a photo that you have no business being in!

minus the raptoring asshole in the background this is an awesome photo!

by mike duncan March 8, 2006