Shaver's Remorse

When a Person regrets, or rues shaving any attatched hair from their body.

mannnnnn i really miss my hair. I think I have "Shaver's Remorse."

by kkkkiller July 8, 2010

the Byers remorse

An individual experiences the "Byers remorse" when, after having loudly proclaimed to his friends and acquaintances that he will no longer have sex with unnatractive women, he proceeds to have sex with unnatractive women and then loudly proclaims his regrets to the aformentioned friends and acquaintances.

Did Billy bang that Hippo last night? I smell a case of the Byers remorse.

by burge322 January 16, 2011

fucker's remorse

That feeling you get when you screw a gal and then have immediate regrets

Bob: i can't believe you screwed Amber. You know she'll tell everyone
Tim: Damn, now i have fucker's remorse

by Samkai February 18, 2009

Affixation Remorse

The feeling that you wasted an awesome sticker that you probably should have used elsewhere. Often the result of sticker paralysis, and similar to Tattoo Remorse

Dude 1: "why so glum?"
Dude 2: "Affixation remorse"
Dude 1: "What?"
Dude 2: I stuck that sweet vintage Apple sticker on my old PS2 Guitar Hero Guitar. I never even play that game any more. I should have put it on the rear window of my truck"
Dude 1: "what a waste"

by grimfish March 5, 2009

nutters remorse

The feeling you get Immediately after blowing your load in a chick you're not really in to.

Shit dude I banged my ex-again last night and immediately had nutters remorse.

by Leather Luster HM October 14, 2017

Farter's Remorse

Farter's Remorse is an emotional condition whereby a person feels remorse or regret after a fart.

The most frequent causes of Farter's Remorse are:
a) Great expectations but small flatulations
b) On a date, but the fart can't wait
c) You fear interruption, but have an eruption
d) It smells so bad that your cat dies
e) Shart

Farter's Remorse is typically only temporary, but if left untreated, can lead to other, more serious mental conditions such as Paranoia, Depression, and Schizophrenia.
Typical treatment consists of telling a friend and laughing about it.

Stephen- "Today I had the worst smelling fart of my life and this lady pushed her baby stroller right through it."
Philip- "Farter's Remorse?"
Stephen- "Hell no! I laughed my ass off!"

by Mr. Hainley June 17, 2009

rumor has it

A yuppie analog to 'word on the street' A way of conveniently approaching an opinion or rumor without making it sound like you're the only one who thinks it.

Rumor has it you've been sleeping with Ben's ex.

by nybor February 19, 2006