Teddy Roosevelt

A sexual maneuver where you use sandpaper in place of a condom and have anal sex with someone causing massive bleeding and pain. Derived from Teddy Roosevelt being a rough rider.

Chris: What's the most horrible disgusting sexual maneuver you can possibly think of?

Everyone: The Teddy Roosevelt!!!

by Ev3ntH0r1z0n November 15, 2010

roosevelt that hoe

Speaking softly, while threatening her with your dick.

Don't roosevelt that hoe, she'll just laugh at you, man.

by Arid October 16, 2007

roosevelt that hoe

(verb) To set aside land for national parks.

yo mang isn't it a whack that urban sprawl has caused the steady loss of habitat for many animals.

shit son our government is trippin, they need to roosevelt that hoe.

by Terrel January 01, 2008

Roosevelt middle

Roosevelt middle is full of aggravating kids and roaches and they be fighting to damn much.Y’all don’t go there that cafeteria food nasty.

“You go to Roosevelt middle?”
“Yeah but I don’t recommend the teachers ugly and the kids nosy”

by Krissyyyy October 06, 2021

Teddy Roosevelt

The act of having your sexual partner ignore the fact that you have just ejaculated on their chest, usually continuing sex as if nothing happened.

Girl: Cmon, ram me harder, yes! Yes!
Guy: Uh, I already blew my loa-
Girl: HARDER!!
Guy: Fuck, your pulling a teddy roosevelt

by jillstobbs_ September 02, 2017

Lake Roosevelt

Officially the most beautiful place in the entire world. It contains beautiful beaches and the lake will take your breath away.

I went to lake Roosevelt today and my life was perfect

by alehousegirl January 28, 2009

teddy roosevelt

a "rough rider" in bed.

how was last night?
she was a teddy roosevelt

by blumpkid November 20, 2009