upside down roomba

When you hold a girl upside down as she sucks another guys dick that's laying on the ground
Bobby: Steve had to go to the hospital cause I dropped Jenny while doing the upside down roomba
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higgins the roomba

A lost roomba that needs to be found
Higgins the roomba cannot swim because he is a roomba
by Idiot simp June 02, 2021
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sandy roomba

He better be careful eating that pussy on the beach or he will give her a sandy roomba
by Dix E Normus March 09, 2018
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Roomba Joe

A telemarketer. A person who follows a script mindlessly according to a set pattern.
Roomba Joe is on the job. I interrupted his speech and he had to restart it.
by 3hourtour June 02, 2024
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Roomba Joe

A telemarketer who rigidly follows his sales script.
I interrupted a Roomba Joe during his pitch forcing him to start over.
by 3hourtour June 08, 2024
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Gone Roomba

Cleaning the house by randomly meandering from task to task, letting what you see next direct what you clean next.
Friend #1: Dude, fantastic gathering last night, but Jesus, the place has been ghettoized!!
Friend #2: No worries- my roommate is clean freak and has already gone Roomba- he'll have it sorted in about an hour.
by Asclepius Minora August 08, 2015
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Office roomba

The sole person left working alone at the office building, often by choice, who runs around trying to keep on top of all tasks.
Q: Is Sharon still not working from home?
A: No, she's totally the office roomba.
by MegaHuge June 25, 2021
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