roomba

a dumb ass bitch who sucks up all the fun.

person 1: you're ugly
person 2: no i'm not *cries in spanish*
person 1: shut the front door up, you're such a roomba
person 2: there is no door. anyways, you can't shut a door up

by hairyella June 1, 2020

Dusty Roomba

When a lesbian sticks a feather duster up her bum while eating pussy.

See 3rd definition for roomba

Damn, Jenny's new girlfriend gave her a dusty roomba on their first date.

by Desi Dukes July 9, 2017

higgins the roomba

A lost roomba that needs to be found

Higgins the roomba cannot swim because he is a roomba

by Idiot simp June 2, 2021

San Fran Roomba

When someone cums into their partner’s ass; the partner immediately farts, pushing the fluid out, then instantly “vacuums” it up with their mouth and swallows.

Bitch was so gassy, she pulled a San Fran Roomba right after I nutted to make sure none of my jizz was wasted.

by Jenn22493 October 18, 2025

sandy roomba

Giving oral sex with sand in your mouth

He better be careful eating that pussy on the beach or he will give her a sandy roomba

by Dix E Normus May 10, 2018

Gone Roomba

Cleaning the house by randomly meandering from task to task, letting what you see next direct what you clean next.

Friend #1: Dude, fantastic gathering last night, but Jesus, the place has been ghettoized!!
Friend #2: No worries- my roommate is clean freak and has already gone Roomba- he'll have it sorted in about an hour.

by Asclepius Minora September 12, 2015

Office roomba

The sole person left working alone at the office building, often by choice, who runs around trying to keep on top of all tasks.

Q: Is Sharon still not working from home?
A: No, she's totally the office roomba.

by MegaHuge June 25, 2021