Bella L.: Hey Av33! i just smashed my KOMs going down the alpine
swiss pass, West with SAFA brian!!
Av33: thats
cool in all, but i am a mountain biker.
Bella L.: what is mountain biking? Is that even a thing? Is it
like riding road bikes, but in the mountain?
Av33: you don't know what mountain biking is? Its a
hardcore sport that makes you
go over roots,
smash trails, and jumps.
Bella L.: Yeah yeah, i wanna see what thats abt. Sounds
cool. So can I use my Scott Addict RC Pro?
Av33: No. you would need to invest in a mountain bike. A good recommendation for you is the Trek
Slash or Trek Session if you love speed.
Bella L.: uh i already have 16 road bikes
idk if i can fit another mtb, plus why do they have tiny chainrings and why do you need such a huge casette. My 11-
25 cassette and 53/39 chainrings can tackle the steepest of climbs.
Av33: okay.. come join me ig. But I'm warning you, bella that's dangerous to use a road bike on the mountain.
Bella L.: lets do this, ig.
*After the ride*
Av33: Told you your road bike won't work on the mountain. We didn't even ride for 5 minutes before you had 2 flat tires.
Bella L.: eh, i'll pass not interested in mountain biking, sorry.
Av33: That's fine. I have met many roadies like you before.