rigor anus

n. the tightening of one's butthole when one is shocked or frightened

rigor anal. adj. to have experienced the tightening of one's butthole when shocked or frightened

"Dude, why'd you break so hard?"
"The light changed faster than I thought."
"Well, it gave me rigor anus."

"So I was watching The Exorcist last night and it gave me the worst rigor anus"

"Whenever she announces a pop-quiz, I go rigor anal"

by Ben Diamond December 19, 2007

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rigoddamdiculous

The extremely intelligent fusion of the words... ridicculous, god and damn. Alternately Rigoshdarndiculous, but no one says that (^_^)

Rigoddamdiculous

The most fun word to use in the English language. Other than the dreaded fuck.

by Calibre666 February 14, 2006

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Rohen Rigoni

This guy is someone who creams on Coach Dael's tip and stacks Lincoln logs on his shit. This guy also sucks at baseball and has a dogshit Clash of Clans base.

This guy is fucking glazing Coach, he must be Rohen Rigoni. He also can't hit a baseball and his Clash of Clans base is rushed.

by EdwardDodge May 24, 2023

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rigoddamndiculous

an exclamtion of disgust to an absurd situation

what the fuck were you thinkin? that's rigoddamndiculous!

by Nitz January 27, 2004

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Rigor

To go beyond hard or hardcore. Something completely awesome or something extremely stiff.

That concert last night was hella rigor!

Have you heard that new song? It's so rigor!

Remember when we were playing basketball and you shot that 3 point shot backwards and made it all net? That was rigor!

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I saw that fine girl today and I got rigor.

putting that new stuff in your hair made your spikes so rigor.

by TOoN September 27, 2014

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