The accumulation of all stupidity on the internet.

person 1: have you seen ...

person 2: i already saw it on Reddit.

reddit by dwarftosser9999 September 15, 2013

The place that will scar you for life yet you go on it for 3 hours a day

Yeah I go on Reddit

Reddit by Jimmoty June 5, 2020

The "not like other girls" of social media

Andy : You on insta ?
Robert : Nah bro i am not like you people, I am on reddit !"

Reddit by BROKEN_ENGLISH(DONT READ) July 10, 2020

A Website that will curse your virginity

"So hows the wife and kids?"
"Im sworn to be a virgin not a parent, Im a redditor."

Reddit by Not Sure What March 2, 2020

1. A competition to see who can come up with the funniest headline for the same picture
2. where most people get their content they post on facebook and icanhascheezburger

example 1. "I found this funny picture on reddit, but I bet I can make it funnier if I repost it with a different title!"

reddit by K-Flynn November 26, 2013

A place where gays, retards, and mentally unstable individuals congregate to share and justify their experiences with other gays and retards. The users will circlejerk on opinions that represent popular/majority view. If you are not part of the majority then prepare to be bombarded with downvotes, death threats and attempted witty remarks.

reddit user 1: Here is a video of my gay and retarded son shitting on himself and then eating it! (5494 upvotes)
reddit user 2: wow so brave!! have an upvote! (498 upvotes)
reddit user 3: so cute! my son is also gay and retarded. (300 upvotes)
reddit user 4: this is disgusting (6825 downvotes)

Reddit by 1337_HAXZ0R May 7, 2014

Reddit is a site where 5 to 12 year olds and adults think its illegal to have your own opinion, and while you have a good argument, some asshole is like: fUcKa YoU bItChY aSsHoLe. Also some asshole decided to not publish my definition and stole it for no fucking reason

Reddit sucks

Reddit by Izaak_and_gerrit_time January 29, 2020