An ordained priest of Dudeism, who has the power to abide when many others would be reduced to furious shouts of "Forget about the Goddamned toe!" With the help of the music of Sublime and a few oat sodas, there aren't many storms this Dude can't weather.
by BrotherJohn35 December 29, 2014
A law enacted by parties on the receiving end of a poorly told story. The law states that, until quality of story is improved, the accused must either start every story with "So I was balls deep in a retarded kid's asshole..." or end it with "...penis" thus making an otherwise worthless story interesting in some degree.
by JustDon'tLook June 19, 2014