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While getting head(oral sex) from a girl behind a dumpster you simply punch the bitch in the eye, giving her the appearance of a raccoon.
Chaz: Man did you see the fuckin shiner on Laura, I Gave that bitch a raccoon she wouldnt ever forget!
Chris: Eww Dude...that bitch is sick! but fuckin A on the raccoon brother.
raccoon by Pacifico December 9, 2008
the act of engaging in hairy butt animal sex. the victim is usually left with painful and lasting memories.
girl: ow my ass is hurting
girl2: u got raccooned
raccoon by Air Bud 3 October 29, 2006
That's them kosher chocolate or coconut cookie things the jewish people eat during passover. Chocolate and Coconut raccoons.
Have some of the raccoons moyshe, I'm saving the coffee cake for company.
raccoon by Manny F August 12, 2006
A racist that is always wrong. Basically a male Karen.
Raccoon stop playing Ana you suck and miss all your shots. Stick to Mercy
Raccoon by itisfact July 1, 2021
Someone who likes to hop in and go through bins to find food scraps and other waste items. They have beady eyes which glow in the dark.
Friend 1 - "Briggatoni is such a raccoon. I caught him raiding my bin last night. He took off with some Emu Export cans"

Friend 2 - "At least he didn't steal your doormat"
raccoon by smash*star March 14, 2011
the raccoon is what was formerly on this random kid's head. However it is now being sold by some posh hair stylists as hair extensions for people who are not as stupid/unfortunate to have hair that forms into a raccoon when it grows very long (QQQQQUUUUUUEEEEERRR) People with raccoons are generally peasants
Person 1: 'mate thats a raccoon!!!!!'
Person 2: 'i know its a piece of shit isn't it....i'm probs gonna get it cut off on saturday'
Person 1: 'thank god for that......wudn't want it leaving your head and attacking the rest of us normal human beings now would we!!!'
raccoon by johnstick1 March 24, 2008