Raccoon 

Cindy's from iRO loki, her favorite animal in the whole world.

Cindy likes to have hug raccoons and sleep with them.

Raccoon by Adam November 21, 2004

raccoon 

While getting head(oral sex) from a girl behind a dumpster you simply punch the bitch in the eye, giving her the appearance of a raccoon.

Chaz: Man did you see the fuckin shiner on Laura, I Gave that bitch a raccoon she wouldnt ever forget!
Chris: Eww Dude...that bitch is sick! but fuckin A on the raccoon brother.

raccoon by Pacifico December 9, 2008

raccoon 

the act of engaging in hairy butt animal sex. the victim is usually left with painful and lasting memories.

girl: ow my ass is hurting
girl2: u got raccooned

raccoon by Air Bud 3 October 29, 2006

raccoon 

That's them kosher chocolate or coconut cookie things the jewish people eat during passover. Chocolate and Coconut raccoons.

Have some of the raccoons moyshe, I'm saving the coffee cake for company.

raccoon by Manny F August 12, 2006

Raccoon 

A racist that is always wrong. Basically a male Karen.

Raccoon stop playing Ana you suck and miss all your shots. Stick to Mercy

Raccoon by itisfact July 1, 2021

raccoon 

Someone who likes to hop in and go through bins to find food scraps and other waste items. They have beady eyes which glow in the dark.

Friend 1 - "Briggatoni is such a raccoon. I caught him raiding my bin last night. He took off with some Emu Export cans"

Friend 2 - "At least he didn't steal your doormat"

raccoon by smash*star March 14, 2011

raccoon 

the raccoon is what was formerly on this random kid's head. However it is now being sold by some posh hair stylists as hair extensions for people who are not as stupid/unfortunate to have hair that forms into a raccoon when it grows very long (QQQQQUUUUUUEEEEERRR) People with raccoons are generally peasants

Person 1: 'mate thats a raccoon!!!!!'
Person 2: 'i know its a piece of shit isn't it....i'm probs gonna get it cut off on saturday'
Person 1: 'thank god for that......wudn't want it leaving your head and attacking the rest of us normal human beings now would we!!!'

raccoon by johnstick1 March 24, 2008