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bumping rails

"She was in here every night bumping rails, that girl had a coke habit!"
by cosmic42 June 30, 2017
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Raila

The funniest human ever to be created. If you have a raila in your life your are so blessed! She is freaking gorgeous
Hi raila!
Yo! Yo! Get it! 😂
by Bs sjs sjs dndn nd z November 24, 2018
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hog-railed

VERB
1) To forcefully insert a swollen, thick penis into an anus or vagina solely for the purpose of soft tissue destruction of the orifice. Erections penetrating such areas are incredibly firm and are backed with several powerful thrusts. Bleeding is common in either orifice. In situations of acute or long-term hog-railing, the recipient can often prolapse from that orifice.

ADJECTIVE
1) A figure of speech by which someone describes a person or situation as being not only extremely negative in nature but possibly messy, homo-erotic, of graphic nature, damaging, and permanently destructive.
1) Tina had steak and lobster with Tyrone last night at Sizzler. Tyrone took her to Blockbuster video to rent the newest Tyler Perry movie, bought her a grape soda and a bag of chips and then went back to her apartment and hog-railed her ass. Afterwards, she found a great proctologist and when she asked how bad it was he responded, “Your anus looks like it got totally hog-railed!”

2) Stefan lost lots of business to his competitor again. Stefan's boss called him into his office where he totally hog-railed him and then proceeded to terminate his employment.
by Norman H. June 4, 2013
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Rail 'N' Bail

To have sex with and then promptly leave a random girl. Usually preceded by the term "the ol'."
"So I we did it and I left before she woke up the next morning."

"Ah, the ol' rail 'n' bail?"
by PlugUglyPaddy December 28, 2005
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Shity Rail

1. (noun) The colloquial name associated with NSW Transit Authority - Rail Corporation, formally know as City Rail.

2.(noun) An unreliable means of transportation. Travel is generally thought to be by rail but can be changed without notice. Travel can also be suspended without notice. Commuters are also subjected to the whims of the mood of the day of the current guard/announcer. Drivers stop at designated stations if they feel like it. Air conditioning? What air conditioning.
Announcer: We appear to be having technical difficulties. This service will be delayed. We appreciate you patience in this matter.
Commuter: Just another pleasant hold-up proudly brought to you by Shity Rail.
by Fauxmosexual February 11, 2009
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Raileigh

Raileigh is a naturally beautiful girl who everyone likes. Raileigh is nice and caring. she makes everyone smile and laugh. Raileigh is a unique name and fits perfectly only for some of the raileighs' there are. Raileigh's are perfect and all the boys like her. Loud and outgoing and not afraid of anything.
" That new girl Raileigh is so pretty,"

" Do you hear that? it is probably Raileigh."

" Raileigh is so perfect i wish i could be her."
by Lizziel197 October 18, 2013
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Monkey Rail

When arranges his body and is able to poo into one's own mouth with a long continuous strand of poo. The strand cannot be broken or interrupted.
That guy mistook his mouth for a toilet when he chose to Monkey Rail.
by Ziggy Volten January 19, 2010
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