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Nerd Quota

Limiting the amount of "nerdy" references you can make during a specific time period. This can be a personal goal or imposed by an annoyed friend. The effort is protect yourself from appearing lame.

EX: One Harry Potter reference a day; two Star Wars references if they're particularly clever; and one Twilight reference if it won't cause sexuality confusion.
Friend: How did you get home from the bars last night?
Me: I apparated.
Friend(Nerd Quota Enforcer): That's one.
by harrymotherfuckingpotter August 9, 2010
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Hulk Quota

The amount of abuse you can take before you "Go Hulk", or explode with anger. Often used when describing what someone else did.
"When one of the younger soldiers was shot through the head and killed, Jones finally reached his Hulk Quota." - Direct quote from cracked.com.

Did you see Timmy yesterday? He's always been so sweet and forgiving, but when Dennis punched him in the face, he reached his Hulk Quota!
by KazooTrouble December 2, 2010
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qtoaglzb

When you are so board you skip 3 letters after you've done 2 and 1 letter
After qruoafjzvm i have to try every third and i got qtoaglzb
by averagemercyfan February 28, 2019
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4 Quotah Ho

A term used for a girl who will act as a slave to a creepy fat man who has a face of a rat (or any type of creepy men for that matter) and in turn gets 4 quarters for tip.
Friend 1: You's a ho!
Friend 2: I ain't no ho!
Friend 3: You right. You's a 4 Quotah Ho!
by SmexyTristixy January 13, 2009
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clit quota

Peaking your woman's clit orgasm to such a high level that she remains satsified for an entire month.
(Aka - CQ)
I know you have big shoes to fill, but did you get Brianna to meet her month's clit quota in one night?
by G-DogPounder February 24, 2012
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tre quotas

a word used by a select white people in a way to make fun of negros, but also reiterating how money , definition 4 part 2, something is
yo dat tee is money and tre quotas
by jdizzle October 3, 2004
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This is the strict rule for groups of friends, as in cliques. There is strictly one vegetarian per group of friends. This rule can't be broken.
A time for the "One Vegetarian per Group Quota."

Hey! I'm Kati, and I'm vegetarian. Can I hang with you? No, we already have Emily as our vegetarian. Sorry.
by Georgie Bush January 17, 2009
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