Quiltsie

To be a pussy and been tormented and made fun of your entire life, and to not defend yourself in anyway.

Wow, you get made fun of so much you must be a Quiltsie.

by Bigsmokes April 12, 2009

Quiltessential

An event, gathering, or social setting in which a blanket comprised of patches of fabric sewn together (a quilt) is required in order to enter/participate/engage.

Eleanor: Good morning Gwendolyn, we missed you at bingo last night.

Gwendolyn: Very kind of you to notice my absence Eleanor but it was a quiltessential gathering and ever since Bob Barker stopped hosting The Price is Right I just can't seem to get any sewing done.

by SimpleKind of Man October 18, 2009

quilting

The act of removing one's clothes as a professional stripper.

I got me a quilting job down at the "No Shirts, No Shoes, Full Service" strip club.

by wunderkinder August 23, 2011

Quilt

The act of being in the shower, sexually, with an older man of a different race than your own.

The other night I was in the shower with my sexy latino lover, since he was 10 years older than me and I am very white, I was Quilting.

by rawkakeydoe April 12, 2006

quilt feet

When one tucks one's quilt under one's feet in the sleeping environment (bed).

"mmm my feet are all comfy and quilt-footed.."

"LOUIS! LOUIS! QUILT FEET ME!"

by L_Bizzle April 23, 2006

Quilty

Useless or generally annoying person also has a bad dress sense.

Teachers are sometimes quilty

by 1234567898765432188 April 2, 2009

quilter

One who administers large amounts of oral sex in a short period of time.

She sure is a quilter.

by Jizzo_TheClown May 9, 2006