Rules for the complicated form of currency known as Quid (not British Pounds). These are:
1. 1 is half two
2. 6 is half two nothing, because 0 is nothing (makes a 6)
9 is nothing half two, because reverse order (makes 9)
3. Extra digits can be communicated through degrees of "more"
For example, 20 would be more two, and 22 would be more 2 and 2
Hundreds would be communicated using "even more", and thousands with "even way more". More digits beyond the thousands can be achieved with adding more of the word "way" to "even way more"
4. Addition is up
5. Subtraction is down
6. Multiplication is said without a conjunction
7. Division is "segregated from"
For example, 4/5 is 4 segregated from 5
7. Percentages are "divided" pronounced in a stupid way, like "dihvihded"
8. Indices are above, but you need to do them backwards so 6^4 is 6 above 4
9. You have to say "makes" instead of equals
10. Pence (not British Pence), is the opposite of all of these
1. 1 is half two
2. 6 is half two nothing, because 0 is nothing (makes a 6)
9 is nothing half two, because reverse order (makes 9)
3. Extra digits can be communicated through degrees of "more"
For example, 20 would be more two, and 22 would be more 2 and 2
Hundreds would be communicated using "even more", and thousands with "even way more". More digits beyond the thousands can be achieved with adding more of the word "way" to "even way more"
4. Addition is up
5. Subtraction is down
6. Multiplication is said without a conjunction
7. Division is "segregated from"
For example, 4/5 is 4 segregated from 5
7. Percentages are "divided" pronounced in a stupid way, like "dihvihded"
8. Indices are above, but you need to do them backwards so 6^4 is 6 above 4
9. You have to say "makes" instead of equals
10. Pence (not British Pence), is the opposite of all of these
"i've got 606 quid" - person 1
"do you seriously not know your Quid Rules? it's clearly "even more half two nothing and nothing and half two nothing", it's simple"
"do you seriously not know your Quid Rules? it's clearly "even more half two nothing and nothing and half two nothing", it's simple"
by Mr Bin September 11, 2023
"Here pal, gonnie lend us a dundee quid so ah can go get a mint-mojo?"
"Im fucking skint - i dont even hae a dundee quid in ma breeks!"
"Im fucking skint - i dont even hae a dundee quid in ma breeks!"
by stoopidmac November 29, 2009
by Cuscooter December 21, 2011
by Wendy February 08, 2004
by Nitro Noggin May 20, 2011
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An example of corruption which is both severe and unabashedly public. An abuse of power that the abuser does not bother to attempt to cover up.
You mean Margaret just gave her sister the day off in the middle of the weekend rush? Typical quid pro cuomo!
by David T. Miller July 18, 2015