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Questatement

The statement posing as a question that nincompoops pose in Q&A segments of live talks.
Expanded: In the event of a public talk or interview with a person of note, the moderator throws it open to the floor for the inevitable Q&A section, where various nincompoops try to show off to the crowd about how big a fan they are of the person's work, or just want to tell them something about themselves by dressing up statements as questions.
"We'll throw it open to questions from the audience now, and please, no Questatements -we only have 15 minutes."
by Jason_Chatfield October 23, 2018
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Qwertacious

1. (adj.) Of or relating to qwerty.
2. Awesome in a random or unexplainable way.
3. In reference to a Qwerteaen fictional animal, eg. the flying chinchilla or albino koala.
That Will Ferrell movie was not as qwertacious as I thought it would be.
That animal seems qwertacious to me.
by Llamee March 2, 2008
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Quetard

(pronounced kwuh-tard)

1. Someone, usually male, who is too stupid to realize he is gay.

2. A homosexual who does not have the balls to admit that he is a homosexual. Sometimes caused by fear to take it in the ass or be labeled a queer.

3. Someone who is both queer and retarded.

quasi-gay Quatard
Dude, Chris is always checking out guys from the corner of his eye- but his myspace profile says he's straight!

yeah, he's a total quetard.


gay boi 1: There goes Dale with another new girlfriend, wonder how long she'll last? Do you think he'll ever finally admit to himself that he's gay?

gay boi 2: I know! Everyone knows he's homo except himself. He's just completely quetarded.
by Quatchi-homo September 29, 2008
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Quertard

Someone who is both queer and retarded
Andrew: "Yo, have you seen Isaac lately?"
Justin: "Oh, you mean that quertard from English class?"
Andrew: "Yeah, him."
by CuntFaggot82 October 30, 2017
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quartard

The French Canadian name for a person that's a mix between a queer (quar) and a retard (tard).

Also they love mayo.
Hey Beersenior, do you see that quartard over there ehhh?
by frenchcanadianho April 22, 2010
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Quartagee

A spin off from the word Portagee, meaning one quarter portuguese.
Neil isn't a Portagee, he's only one quarter Portuguese. He's a Quartagee.
by Lil0rphanA55hole February 27, 2011
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quentavion

One that is lazy
Chris is quentavion.
by meo456 November 6, 2014
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