queefeater

Lame. Someone so lame, it could be said that they eat queefs.

Anyone with the 'flavor saver' facial hair motif is a COMPLETE queefeater.

by Allison Parks February 2, 2008

Queefenstein's Monster

A hideous mythical beast expelled from a foul smelling vagina during coitus. Occurs only during a full moon. The unleashed beast is evil and devours puppies and small children.

Dude, while I was doing your mother last night she expelled a Queefenstein's Monster that ate my dog.

by The Disturbed Doctor October 10, 2009

queev

Not to be confused with a queef, a queev is when you fart out of your asshole, but it comes up through your vagina lips.

i didn't queef! it was a queev!

by reetha December 17, 2008

Queegee

To ejaculate all over ones face and to have a female canine lick it off. The canine is then ritualisticly slaughtered and eaten.

I gave Ms. Edelman a queegee.

by Mephisto April 22, 2003

queefer

One who queefs. A Queef is a pussy fart created through conscience control of the vaginal muscles.

She wrapped her legs around my face and then pronounced that she was Queen LaQueefer and proceeded to queef the loudest and most disguisting smelling pussy fart that I have ever heard and smelled.

by Anonymous November 7, 2003

Queeret

A child of a Homo-seuxual couple. Usually really anoyying. cocky, snobby, and smug.

John: Hey joe what r u getting for christmas?
Joe: I can't afford christmas.
Queeret:PFFT Peasant

by Seiji Specner November 18, 2009

queeves

Term coined to represent the plural of the word queef. Invented by Neil Lobo, a proud initiate of the GNAA.

I stepped into the lesbian protest group and was quickly overwhelmed by the stench of hundreds of wafting queeves.

by monzacorvair66 December 5, 2004