Quarter Test

A test of the firmness and overall composition of the posterior, typically that of the female. The test involves one person attempting to successfully bounce a quarter off of the test subject's derrière and then measuring that subsequent bounce. It is commonly accepted that if a clean bounce launches the quarter about one to two feet into the air, then the test subject has passed. In the fortunate case that the quarter reaches heights above those aforementioned, then the particular pair of buttocks under scrutiny are considered "Serious Badonk". For information on what one's rump is considered when it "swallows" the quarter, please refer to "Cottage Cheese Ass"

Marcus: Boi, I heard you got yo'self a brand new hoe! How dat ass be workin' out fo'ya?

Tre: Shiiieeettt, nigga you know dat bitch be passin' the quarter test!

Marcus: Aaahhhhh! Dat ass must be thicka' than a muthafucka!

Tre: Nigga, you know it!

by TheMainKraut July 17, 2016

office quarterback

a manager that is infamously known for handing off their work and other useless assignments to you that they could and should be doing themselves

The office quarterback just handed off a bunch of her assignments to me, AGAIN!

by Disgruntled_in_SJ April 2, 2011

Quarter Gib

Speaking negatively about other groups of people for only part of the night.

He was okay and only pulled a quarter gib this time.

by jaime jaime August 26, 2006

quaffted

When a female quiffs and farts at the same time.

I was sleeping in bed until the blanker went over my head and I had realized my girlfriend quaffted. Worst Dutch oven evee.

by IdiotProofDude January 12, 2015

quartez

A very loyal person. He’s very laid back but when you get to know him he’s a wonderful person. Very goofy though. People love him but he doesn’t really open up to everyone.

1. “You like Quartez? I mean doesn’t everyone!”

by GeekyQueen November 2, 2018

Quarter Horn

A useless co-worker, which is constantly scamming more time off to watch rockets blast off. Also known as the ether bunny and da-Klown.

Shhhhh!!!! Here comes Quarter Horn. I wonder what scam he planning now??

by Da Klown February 2, 2019

quartknee

The way the name Courtney should be spelled.

Courtney finally got hooked on phonics and started spelling her name Quartknee...the right way

by Laser Johnson November 24, 2010