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Qualification to sing with akon

Having sex in the last 30 minuets (from Lonely Island and Akon song "I Just had Sex")
"Since I had sex twenty minutes ago, I have passed the qualification to sing with Akon."
by You know Who, or do you? September 4, 2013
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Quaef

A word I used to chest in Up Words. It’sa type of bird.”
Them: What’s a quaef? Is that a word?
Me: Its a...bird.
by KiaraTheKlazomaniac December 21, 2018
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3 hole qualified

A female that takes dick in her mouth, pussy, and ass.
by Proffesor Scott February 1, 2017
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National 3 Hole Qualification Day

Celebrated on April 14th, two months after Valentine's Day and one month after Steak and BJ Day, this is a holiday for both men and sexy, adventurous women!
Joe: "Hey it's April 14th! I'm going to head home to celebrate National 3 Hole Qualification Day!"

John: "You lucky fucker. Guess I'll head to B-Dubs then head home and rub one out..."
by MPS208 March 27, 2023
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qualifier

Refers to a single person or group of people who are juggernauts at an outdoor sport such as fishing or hunting.
That qualifier always catches fish for his girlfriend; he is so providing.
by WolfgangT July 12, 2010
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Qualified immunity

A term that's often misunderstood because stupid people can't tell the difference between "qualified" and "absolute".

In the United States, qualified immunity is a legal principle that grants government officials performing discretionary functions immunity from civil suits (< two very important words right there) unless the plaintiff shows that the official violated "clearly established statutory or constitutional rights of which a reasonable person would have known".

So you can't sue that cop as a way to get back at him because he pulled you over for going 75 mph in a 55 zone. Or because he arrested you for drinking and driving even though you didn't wanna be arrested.

Qualified immunity does NOT prevent police officers from being charged with crimes (get this through your thick skull), nor does it prevent people from suing the departments the police officers work for.
Idiot: "Hey, did you hear about that cop who shot an innocent man 200 times? I heard he got away with the murder because of qualified immunity."

Guy with common sense: "That's not how qualified immunity works... at all."

Idiot: "But... some guy on Twitter said it, so it must be true!"
by absolute qualification January 17, 2021
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Qualem

running from a fight, hiding instead of fighting, being a bitch, Scared of people outside. won't get a job, humorless, over-sensitive,
i qualemed in walmart because kids from school were lookin for me.
That's guys a bitch ... What a Qualem!

I'am gonna rob that F**kin qualem.
i feel pretty qualemish today i think il just hide out here.
You guys won't think im a qualem if i try not to fight thaat kid will you ?
by SaturnVue December 18, 2009
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