quaff

Like a queef only worse

OMG, that quaff is horrible.

by SethLOgsdon April 7, 2008

Dehydration Quaff

(1.) When a very elderly man ejaculates and only a cloud of sperm comes out.

(2.) Same scenario as #1 but only occurs when a younger male whacks-off while dehydrated causing a sperm misting effect.

I was whacking-off while hiking in the desert and had a dehydration quaff because I hadn't been drinking my urine like Bear Grylls does.

by niggasteve11 March 12, 2010

Quarantine Quaff

Quarantine Quaff- (n) 1. A hairstyle resulting from salon neglect caused by coronavirus isolation. 2. Similar to the messy teacher bun but, with roots showing and pertaining to anyone with hair shoulder length or longer.

Oh my God, Karen, your quarantine quaff is so boufo!

by Shanksgiven March 31, 2020

quiff quaff

pussy juice from a queefe.

Quiff quaff hillabahoo, who did a cunt fart in my shoe?

by Sidenote October 9, 2006

Pussy quaff

To drink the juice of the pussy.

Pussy juice so good it makes you drunk.

Lauren's pussy quaff was dank bro.

by Datboyrr October 27, 2016

quaff a stein

(verb)
to raise a chorus to ol’ Phi Delta Theta by consuming egregious amounts of alcohol.

Come, let us quaff a stein to ol’ Phi Delta Theta.

by Keaton Jones' Mom April 3, 2023

Quaff

When one burps whilst giving a blowjob

Bitch will Quaff on your dick

by Partners in crime July 9, 2021