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Al Quaida

used as a noun, a community of people, mostly Muslims, with funny beards and kkk-like clothes. Literal meaning: "The Base". Al Quaida was founded in Afghanistan and Osama bin Laden is their CEO. The main aim of Al Quaida is the muslimic world domination. To reach this, every infidel has to be killed or converted to the "right religion". The hate, anger and frustration of Al Quaida-members (especially Afghanistan-members) is the result of the suppression of woman, which lasted for decades and is still lasting...e.g.: They put their women in the "Burka", to hide their skin from the eyes of other men or something..To compensate their very negative emotions and feelings, the founders of Al Quaida figured out, that the raping of animals (e.g.: donkeys (Osama´s favourite), camels, chickens and horses) and the killing of infidels (in that order) are a fucking good way of anger-managment. Nowadays it is common knowlegde that the afghan Al Quaida members are the worlds most acknowledged experts in professional animal raping and terrorism.
World´s annual fair of animal raping featuring special guests: Al Quaida
by Osam-A-rama April 28, 2006
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quads

The percussion insturment consisting of 4 drums, two large, two small, all smaller than a snare.

The players of these, also called tenor drums, are normally the most arrogant people in marching band.

When you're getting into a block to start marching watch out cause most quads WILL take you out. Same as bass drums
Normally have the lead drum parts, most important percussion instrument when playing street beats/cadence
Also the only percussion sections that put their harnesses under their jackets
Kent: Quads comin through!
Everyone else: watch out!!!
by maryse August 29, 2009
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Quit Eating My Quails

the greatest musical group to ever exist. EVER. Its masterfully played by two guys with a microphone and a whole lotta bud.
Hanz: Dude, have you heard of Quit Eating My Quails?

Max: Fuck yeah bro!! best band ever!!!!!!

Hanz: totally man. wanna go hang out at an elementary school?

Max: You know me so well.
by AcurledUpCheeto! September 2, 2010
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Quads

In the game of poker, and possibly other card games, the term "Quads" means a player has four of the same card rank, or four-of-a-kind.
I didn't think much of my pocket snowmen until I flopped a set of 8's and then got quads on the river -- I knew I had the best hand.
by Giskard March 22, 2005
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AL Quaida

This is the group that is responsible for many unjust and pussy ass hit and run acts against America. For instance the attacks on September 11th 2001, the numerous violent murders of American contracters and soldiers and also the blowing out of Tom Brady's knee against the Chiefs in 2008.
AL Quaida is a bunch of pussy ass bitches and I would like to tie them to a chair with no bottom andbeat the shit outa thier nuts untill they have nothing less than worthless mush, which isnt much less than they have now.
by The Tenacious T-Bagger September 26, 2009
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Johnny Quads

John "Johnny Quads" Wenzel is one of the most successful high-stakes cash-game poker players in the Southeast, as well as a magazine editor, author and former professional poker dealer. Based in South Florida, he has shown a poker profit every year for decades and is a former Oklahoma State Pot-Limit Hold'em Champion.
One game in Vegas in the early 1990's has now become the stuff of legend. He had a huge win in a big game at the Mirage, but remembers little of it besides what he was told.
"I'm not a drinker, but I had to drink with these loud, loose, crazy guys in cowboy hats to keep this very lucrative game going. These Texans were throwing hundred-dollar bills around like rain," he recalls. "I had some Florida boys with me and they insist I got quads four times, though I only recall two or maybe three. When people ask me, I say four times, but I was totally out of it and a little sick and it's always been fuzzy. I just kept betting and they kept calling. When they finally pulled me out of there and got me back to my room, I had pocketfuls of money and everyone was calling me 'Johnny Quads.' I do remember making quads with pocket fours, and that has been my signature hand ever since."
And of course, the nickname has stuck.
Johnny Quads is the author of three books on poker: The Everything Poker Strategy Book, Everything Hold'em, and The Only Poker Book You'll Ever Need. He is currently the Editor-in-Chief of Poker Pro Magazine, Online Poker Pro Magazine and Poker Pro Europe.
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by Moops4u April 28, 2009
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Quads on Bros

When four good friends chip in to purchase a subscription to BangBros
I really want to go on Ass Parade, but I can't afford the entire family of BangBros websites by myself. Want to go Quads on Bros with me and a couple of my boys?
by PoopDick666 June 11, 2011
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