Q-Tip

The best invention ever. Used by some to poke out their brain, hence their lack of intelligence.

Man, she's so dumb she must have used q-tips today.

by Carrie Anderson May 17, 2006

Q-Tip

A small plastic item with cotton on each end that can be damaging if used in the ear canal. It can force wax further into the ear and cause compaction. Despite this fact, ignorant people still use them in their ears...cuz what the hell are they good for otherwise?

Dude! I just came from the doctor and he said I have a massive wax blockage!

What did you do?

I used a Q-Tip...

by res123 October 3, 2011

q-tip

A poodle with "Balls" of hair at the end of their legs near their feet...making the dogs legs look like Q-tips.

That dog is a damn Q-tip!

by James Lowe June 18, 2004

Q Tip

Old farts with grey or white hair....

"Get off the road Q Tip!"

or

"Hurry the fuck up Q Tip my coffees gettin cold!"

by duffyoldskool October 16, 2011

Q-Tipped

When someone sticks their tongue where it usually doesn't belong

I wanna get Q-Tipped...Tongue in ear...Tongue in va^^%*....Tongue in a*%...Use you're imagination!

by Goodjunk March 17, 2011

q-tip

Q-Tip also known as "albino" is a rare breed. The scientific name, "albinous qtipous maximus". There is actually only one Q-Tip who lives in Jville(search it). It isnt not very hard to spot this 6'4 creature in his lifting black "JEEP" but keep your eyes out! YOU DONT WANNA MISS THIS RARE SIGHT!!!

Co- Dude what was that!?
J- Man that was Q-TIP!!!

by JLindy April 18, 2005

Q-tipping

self-penetration, as with a hermaphrodite, or a man penetrating his own anus with his penis.

"Man, q-tipping is just not the same as man-to-man sex. sucks dude."

by coed computer party March 6, 2008