Q Tip

When you are getting head from a girl (or guy) and when you are at climax you turn her head and ejaculate in her ear.

I gave your girlfriend a Q Tip last night, and she said you have a small penis!

by Ryan Kearns November 10, 2004

Q Tip

A skinny Caucasian male, usually teenaged, that has his hair bleached white, giving the appearence of a thin Q-tip. Usually into rap/Hip-hop. See cracka and honkey.

That Eminem wannabe is such a Q Tip

by Macdaddy5539 June 27, 2005

Q tip

Term used in reference of the elderly. Most commonly used to describe the women who have their hair permed into a white poof on their heads, which is their only identifying characteristic while driving.

Hey, Q tip! The speed limit is 45 MILES per hour! NOT KILOMETERS!!!

by mDex October 26, 2005

Q tip

The most awesome dance of all time, as seen on "Hitch".

Q-Tip, Q-Tip, throw it away.

by I DON'T WANT A NAME! September 18, 2005

Q tip

This is the act of a man engaging, vaginally, in sexual intercourse with a women while she is menstruating and still wearing a tampon. The erect penis pushes the tampon further up the vaginal canal resembling a Q tip.

I totally Q tipped that girl last night. (verb)

I was so drunk I gave my girlfriend a Q tip. (noun)

by Martinangelo June 4, 2009

Q Tip

Old farts with grey or white hair....

"Get off the road Q Tip!"

or

"Hurry the fuck up Q Tip my coffees gettin cold!"

by duffyoldskool October 16, 2011

Q tip

Formerly an ear dildo, now a very long one is used as a nose dildo. You get sick, and then go to a space repurposed in an emergency setting with lots of other sick people, and then someone dressed for a major surgery takes a giant one three times the length of a regular one, and sticks it way farther up than your nose than your nose can handle. It's called a covid test, and, yes, its actually legal.

I had to go get a covid test on Wednesday, what a waste of Q tips

by pro2a February 13, 2021