The Pylon

The act of coating one's fingers in the dust of Takis corn chips; connecting the tips of the thumb, index and ring fingers to form a cone shape; inserting the finger-cone into one's anus and spreading the fingers apart.

I called the Dollar General to see if they had any Taki's in stock; I'm hoping to perform The Pylon tonight.

by Modern Giotto August 15, 2021

Pyronecropheliac

Someone who screws a dead body on fire.

"I just set a dead body on fire and now I'm f*cking it!"

by Maddy November 17, 2003

pyronecrobeastiality

the questionable but nevertheless legal act of fornicating with dead animals, while either you or the animal or both are on fire.

Greg and his mom killed a cat because they are sick, sick people who enjoy pyronecrobeastiality.

by MIKE BROWN May 13, 2005

Pzone

A papeing delicious meal that can satisfy the hunger and taste buds of any normal man. Only few men possess the power to eat more than one pzone in one meal. Be warned that the 5 cheese pzone is extraordinarily dangerous to ones bowels and health.

(On Facebook)

Yoleida: Hola Barry

Baarry Bonds: Make me some nutella pzones for when i arrive

Yoleida: Autorización, tengo que vender a mi familia a la esclavitud para conseguir los ingredientes, pero cualquier cosa para barry honorable enlaza

by The one and only SHWES March 21, 2009

pyronecrobeastiphiliac

Some one that likes having sex with dead animals while thier on fire. Creepy...

Steve: "Holy shit, is he fucking that animal, but its dead, eww"
Brandon: "yeah and check it out its on fire, whata fuckin pyronecrobeastiphiliac"

by DarkSword August 19, 2003

pymont

A fan,follower,liker,lover,or watcher of Monty Python.

The Pymont sings Monty Python's "Knights of the Round Table" every day when he gets up

by rockstarking July 24, 2006

pyronecrobeasteality

v., to have sex with flaming dead animals. Preferably a male act.

I went to the pet cemetery with a torch and a shovel and had some kickass pyronecrobeasteality.

by alto sax man January 25, 2008