Poorjar

A portmamteau of “poor” and “hokjar”, used to describe a dumb, low-performing person (as well as the condition of being financially tight)

Me: I am ultimate poorjar
Literally others else: Your “poorjar” is hokmultiverse

by ahgjycfxngtcngdzhtfj December 11, 2021

First-World Poor

Adj. Being in such financial straits as to not have the means to purchase basic necessities while in large credit card and/or student loan debt and still owning other luxury home entertainment items. I.e... a person can't buy groceries or gas to get to work, or unable to go out with friends on a Friday night, but owns things like a laptop, smartphone, Wii, HDTV with satellite, ipod, etc...

Jerry's missing Tony's bachelor party cuz he's first-world poor, so he said he's gonna stay home and Netflix movies all night.

by One-eyed Jack August 23, 2010

poor

A person who has too much month at end of the money.

Poor guy cannot afford this.

by Egils October 26, 2011

poor thing

A phrase used to denote sympathy for someone, usually in moment of misfortune for said person.

Dave: I'm not feeling so great today. My hamster of five years passed away this morning.
Lisa: Oh you poor thing! I'm so sorry for your loss.
poor baby

by TurtleChelleFromHell02 September 16, 2016

poor mans crack

Pure nicotine added to a cigarette. Nobody should ever do this.

Billy got a bottle of pure nicotine so that he can make poor mans crack. Dumb-ass.

by cbubbles40 June 18, 2011

Poor Man's Bouquet

-noun

1. The act of a man scooping up his penis and testicles from beneath with his hand into something vaguely resembling a fleshy bouquet of flowers. Best accomplished after a long, hot shower for maximum effect.

2. Also known as the "PMB."

1. "It was Valentine's Day and Bruce was a little low on cash; wisely he opted out of buying some cheesy flowers. Bruce knocked on his girlfriends door and presented her with a magnificent Poor Man's Bouquet."

2. "Look at that hot chick across the bar... I'm thinking about taking her back to my place and showing her the PMB."

by Spineripper18 March 12, 2011

a poor waif in his underwear

people who blow their cover as Kremlin propagandists

He called him"a poor waif in his underwear", so he's definitely not a native English speaker

by saint-G July 28, 2023