putter butter

repressed sperm

i didn't masterbait or fornicate for over a month so had a big load of putter butter to drop

by Spawn of Loki July 28, 2009

shot putter

code word for an ugly person: the further the shotputt the uglier the girl

ew look at the shotputter. Yeah shes got like 100 yards

by meredith February 24, 2005

Putter Whip

A piece of shit car that literally putts as it drives by.

sometimes you might see a beautiful car parked somewhere n think, wow that's a nice car. Then u hear it take off and all you hear is "putt, putt, putt, POW!"

I need to get a bull shit car for the winter. I might just get a putter whip

by yourboyjudge eloy March 21, 2015

Putter Monkies

A well behaved and cute animal, often associated with cats.

Putter (Put-ter) Monkies

He is my putter monkies.

I do not know what I would do without my putter monkies.

Look at these putter monkies.

(Singular and Plural usage the same)

ant: unloveable, ugly, crude

misspelling: puter monkies, putter monkey

mispronunciation: not said like the golf club

by putter_monkies May 09, 2013

beanut putter

beanut putter is best guy

beanut putter too cool 4 school

by mynameisted June 21, 2021

Putter and Twatter

The only two sticks you need to play golf

You only need a Putter and Twatter. You need a twatter til you get to the green, then its the putter

by Wasted Walk February 20, 2009

part-time putter

A dude who does men in the ass ("putts from the rough") part-time; a bisexual male.

"Yo, I saw Travis get with that hamilton the other night, but he been spendin' a lot of time wit' Andy lately. I think he might be a part-time putter."

by M Rockwell February 20, 2007