50 Shades of Pubes

The sexual act, nay art, of an individual chewing several layers of colorful gum and blowing bubbles that pop into their enemy's wive's pubes. Upon leaving the household, this bold individual steals all of the hosts hair removal utensils and replaces them with rusty tweezers lathered in extra petroleum Vaseline to increase removal time of pubes by 95.7%.

My friend Tyler called me a "jagaloon" so I seductively introduced his wife to 50 shades of pubes.

by SurfTweeze609 February 25, 2015

Pube fairy

The magical fairy who comes in the middle of the night and leaves single black pubic hairs on the outer rims of toilet seats and urinals.

Dude, the urinal in the bathroom of the movie theater was totally visited by the pube fairy.

by Lon August 29, 2007

Douche pube

When someone is clearly a douche bag, but at the same time they are so insignificant to you, they're like a pubic hair found on a urinal cake in a truck stop.

Damn, man, I never realized how much of a douche pube Aaron was.

by lTronHubbard August 25, 2008

braided ass pubes

When you undergo a physically demanding activity that braids your ass pubes.

'After scoring that touchdown, I noticed that I had braided ass pubes.'

by Soccer Fan November 4, 2011

pube frenzy

The conglomeration of pubic hairs left behind on the toilet, shower, floor, etc. after a male manscapes and either neglects to, or does a horrible job cleaning up the pubic hair outcasts.

Jed must have been manscaping again -- there is a pube frenzy going on in my bathroom upstairs!

by indyanna May 3, 2010

Pube golem

A slang term for a buff, hairy Jewish man.

Mom: how was your first day playing Dungeons and Dragons sweetheart?
Kid: My dungeon master put a fearless pube golem barbarian in front of the smoking hot princesses that need rescuing.

by Banana Hammie October 29, 2019

pubeknot

the tangling of hair in the genital region

darling, theres a pubeknot on my sack

by jeff January 7, 2005