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Daffy Duck: I thlammed my penith in the car door.
PaRappa: You slammed your penis in the car door!
*Car door slamming*
"OOOOOOOOOHHHH!"
*Daffy dies*
PaRappa: You slammed your penis in the car door!
*Car door slamming*
"OOOOOOOOOHHHH!"
*Daffy dies*
by Ubeenbamboozledson September 25, 2021
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by Dr Bunnygirl June 6, 2021
Get the punitentiary mug.To be punctioned is to be passively aggressively attacked over text with the use of full punctuation.
Plurals include punctioned, punctioning
Plurals include punctioned, punctioning
Bro 1: "Yo she just texted back"
Bro 2: "Fuck what'd she say?"
Bro 1: "She said 'we'll talk later.'"
Bro 2: " Damn, did she punction you?"
Bro 1: "Yep, I'm screwed"
Bro 2: "Fuck what'd she say?"
Bro 1: "She said 'we'll talk later.'"
Bro 2: " Damn, did she punction you?"
Bro 1: "Yep, I'm screwed"
by GreatNormalPerson December 2, 2022
Get the Punction mug.Tom isn't a very punctual person. He is always late for work.
I made a punctual payment for my bills each month.
I made a punctual payment for my bills each month.
by little_one January 7, 2008
Get the punctual mug.A word used to descibe the nether regions of a person. A unisex, word, it can be used for both males and females on account of its vagueness. Although it does not refer exclusively to one's genetalia, it is often used euphemistically to describe that area.
Nadia's pumit looks lovely in those trousers.
John spilled wine all over his pumit.
Ryan laughed so hard that he pissed his pumit.
John spilled wine all over his pumit.
Ryan laughed so hard that he pissed his pumit.
by JeHoot January 3, 2008
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Idiots that excluded punctuation
Jimmy: Come on, we have to cook Adam!!
Adam: Are you implying that you're going to cook me?
Proper Sentence
Jimmy: Come on, we have to cook, Adam!!
Adam: I'm coming downstairs now!
Jimmy: Come on, we have to cook Adam!!
Adam: Are you implying that you're going to cook me?
Proper Sentence
Jimmy: Come on, we have to cook, Adam!!
Adam: I'm coming downstairs now!
by qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm.OK July 28, 2013
Get the punctuation mug.When having sex with a girl you put your balls into her butt hole. Caution dont not let her tighten her butt muscles hard this can result in a broken ball or two. If your having anal sex try inserting your balls in to her vagina. Variants include single ball penitration, and the more common zero ball penitration.
Obama -"I was having sex with this pornstar in my dreams and she told me to insert my balls in her ass ."
Clinton-" Me and hillary call that double ball penitration"
Clinton-" Me and hillary call that double ball penitration"
by anonanalballs January 27, 2013
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