Phallic Fallacy

When a guy lies about the size of his dick to someone he's trying to have sex with.

A: I heard Mark told his date that he was hung like a horse. She wouldn't stop laughing when the Magnum just kept falling off.
B: What a phallic fallacy!

by Piffin. March 4, 2017

phallacy

a lie regarding one's penis size

Mike said he had a 9 inch dick...that is SUCH a phallacy...

by Whitty May 26, 2003

phallic acid

One of the many nutrients obtainable via blowjob.

It is a little known fact that one of the possible causes of lesbianism may be due to a shortage of, or allergy to, phallic acid. (See also phallergy)

Ellen Degeneres, being a lesbian, clearly suffers from a chronic lack of phallic acid.

by Red Scourge October 12, 2009

phalanx

an automated 20mm air defense gun used on modern U.S. Navy Ships

The enemy strike aircraft were no match for the cruiser's 3 Phalanx guns.

by Admiral Nimitz November 18, 2004

phallatio

Alternate spelling of phallacio.

It's simply oral sex.

by P. Lucho August 11, 2004

Phallic Guinness

Waving your cock around like a light saber in preparation for coitus.

You go and find your bikini whilst I warm up Phallic Guinness.

by Peggyatthestar December 17, 2015

phalangitis

The lingering life infection sustained from going down on a vitriolic cunt too early in the piece

Jonny wished he had thrown a few mentos down the shoot before plunging his face and future into the vitriole. We dont see Jonny anymore, phalangitis has him by the balls

by Senator Palpatations May 24, 2018