pudessy

it is where

OMG, YOUR PUDESSY!

by pudessypower May 26, 2021

Pudertat

A rolled up cigarette with an asortment of smokeable herbs. One may include a mixture of Tobacco, Peppermint, Marijuana, Lavender, Salvia or Poppy.

"Dude, what the hell did you put in this Pudertat?"
"Just some Mersh and Salvia"
"It tastes like ass"
"Well I assumed you were used to that so I made it taste like one"
"Fuck you, you know it tastes like shit, I'm breaking it"
"No!"
"No you're mom, I'm just going to put some mint in it, it'll be fine, just chill the fuck out"

by Dogmaofpositivecharge April 19, 2009

carpe pudendem

'Seize the dick.'
Something you wear on a t-shirt at Catholic school and when anyone asks you say, 'Dude, shake my hand.' Otherwise an open invitation.

"Carpe pudendem."
"Don't ever, ever use that in a sentence, ever again. Here, hold this."

by 3ric September 7, 2008

pudequot

n.
The undesirable brown skidmark in your underpants.

v.
To pudequot. Pudequoted. Pudequoting.

Origin: Game of scrabble.

noun: The hot mix of tabassco and chili peppers for dinner resulted in an unexpected pudequot later that night.

verb: I was so scared that I pudequoted in my underpants.

by Debbie Ortmann February 11, 2005

pudeerio

A penis that is small enough to fit thru a cheerio without breaking it.

Girl1 - Did you enjoy your NSA date last night?
Girl2 - NO! Buddy lied about his schlong size. That pudeerio didn't touch bottom and didn't even come close to scraping the sides!

by MrFlagg January 22, 2007

puder

An mock ignorance way of saying computer.

Mikey, time to put the puder away.

by slonob February 1, 2004

pudendum

The section between the snatch and the bunghole on a ho. Fun to nibble.

Pudendum, homie. Pudendum.

by HarvesterOfSorrow December 21, 2003