Email: "Tonight's protocol 707, wear the rquirements. Please, don't remind suzie. We don't want a disaster".
by NotTroybutTroy November 27, 2020
A dumbass thing that is used for gay ass Moderator and Admins to track your ISP down, I'm lucky I use High Anon Proxys
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by hexaGonmaN April 28, 2004
When in a situation of heightened sensitivity e.g. at a new partner's apartment, a house party, unisex toilet with a queue etc. and you need to have a poo-poo, the act of timing the flush to coincide with the dump in order to minimise the presence of the offending matter within the confines of the room to effectively nil, thus maintaining the room's aromatic integrity.
"Last night's burrito caught up with me slap bang in the middle of brunch at the mother-in-law's, but I managed to initiate ghost protocol."
by Gavvygavgav July 11, 2017
Quarantine procedures that you immediately implement when one of your friends, coworkers, or family members show signs of being sick. No sharing bowls, drinks, or-if you can help it-air.
“I’d usually share a hit off this bowl, but we are under protocol Zebra.”
“Sam coughed! Protocol Zebra! We are full Protocol Zebra.”
“Sam coughed! Protocol Zebra! We are full Protocol Zebra.”
by Wizard_Orc February 20, 2019
Bitches Ain't Shit
When a homie has fallen for a female and only talks to her now, the boys must initiate B.A.S protocol and leave them alone together, this will make the fallen lad realize his mistake and come back to the boys. FDA tested and approved with a 100% success rate and 10/10 dentists recommend.
When a homie has fallen for a female and only talks to her now, the boys must initiate B.A.S protocol and leave them alone together, this will make the fallen lad realize his mistake and come back to the boys. FDA tested and approved with a 100% success rate and 10/10 dentists recommend.
by BallFondeler69 December 26, 2020
When your penis is uncircumcised and unbonerfied and looks like Tom Cruise incognito in Mission Impossible: Ghost Protocol
Bro, i saw your penis reported in ghost protocol when you passed out on your blackout birthday night
by The Don Dadadadad November 28, 2012
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 17, 2004