pressed

Adjective descriptive of someone being "all over it"

Yo, that nigga is pressed for that girl.

by P Diddy April 25, 2003

Pressed Kramer

The result of irregualr homosexual intercourse- When a man gets fucked so hard, he looses control of his bowels and shits all over his partner.

Hey did you hear that Butch gave Mark a Pressed Kramer after the crafts fair?

by Captian Obvious September 13, 2005

Pressed

When a person stays mad over things you do because you are ok/happy and they aren't.

People finna always be pressed by your success. No matter what you do.

by jxnniferhernandez October 2, 2019

Pressed

To be in your feelings about sum

She just pressed because I won't give her any dick

by Kjakksg November 28, 2019

DD Pressed

When you're messaging a person and they seem depressed and only types 'no' or 'wow'

Person 1: Hey how you doing?

Person 2 : wow

Person 1: What did you lose all your money? Or did your owl escape?

Person 2 : no

Person 1 : DD Pressed

Person 2 : Wow no

by Friend of minted owl January 11, 2012

I pressed the button

single stupidest user on LUE2.com, not only has he(?) pressed the button, but he pressed it twice, resulting in a 60-day purge for his(?) main account.

Wangsocks are fun and edible. Umaro made a wang sock. wangsock song time!
W-A-N-G-S-O-C-K!
I LIKE TO WEAR PROTECTION, WHEN MY LADY FRIEND IS NEAR
BUT I START TO FEAR,
I DON'T HAVE PROTECTION!
OH NOES!
I DON'T HAVE PROTECTION!
OH NOES!
WELL, I REACH FOR MY DRAWERS TO PULL OUT SOMETHING QUICK
I NEED SOME THING TO GET WRAPPED AROUND MY TINY DICK!
WANGSOCK
WANGSOCK!
W-A-N-G-S-O-C-K!!!!

by Some dude November 29, 2004

Hella pressed

super depressed.

i told her i ate all the pizza and she was hella pressed.

by tytytu September 17, 2012