An All-Star ProcrastaNapper is barely alive. The Serial ProcrastaNapper ProcrastaNaps before any, and all types of activities, instead of doing it proactively.
My Cousin Jeff is a Serial ProcrastaNapper. He lives in my guest-room and sleeps 18 hours a day in cyclical series of Procrastanaps throughout the day. He barely makes it up to clean his butt after soiling himself in his sleep.
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In a threesome including one woman and two men, the act of having the girl perform fellatio on one man, and being penetrated doggy style by the other man.
"Yesterday night, I was in a porkroast, and I was the pig"
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Jake: hey Ron can you go get me the remote?
Ron: no you fuck!
Well fuck off you little procrastacunt bitch who was the mistake of your birth parents and why your adopted!!!!!
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Well fuck off you little procrastacunt bitch who was the mistake of your birth parents and why your adopted!!!!!
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